Posted this on another subreddit but some ppl here follow me so thought I'd put it up here too. Enjoy.

So this happened a few years ago. I used to work with a buddy of mine at a coffee shop in the city and naturally we would get attractive customers every now and again. One day I see him talking to this woman and it's very clear he's interested so I leave him be and pick up the slack cause you gotta wingman for your buddies. After a while it's getting a bit busier so I go over and introduce myself to politely cut him off and tell him I need a little help and we get to it.

Over the next few days she keeps coming back and becomes a regular. Some days she would talk to him and other days she would talk to me. It was never flirty, we all just had a lot of the same interests so I never took anything as interest in myself. One day my buddy comes up to me and says "hey I def thing (her name) wants to fuck you" to which I laugh and tell him he's wrong since she had never outright shown interest. He keeps telling me everytime she comes in and I told that I knew he was interest so I wouldn't go for it.

Time passes and one night I'm at a bar with another friend and she happens to walk in and we both notice eachother and all start talking. The night went longer then we expected and the 3 of us drank till the bar closed and we are very drunk. We wind up at an all night diner and eventually my friend gets up to leave and it's just the 2 of us at the booth. Almost immediately after he leaves she put her hand right on my dick and asks "so where are you going next". Before I can answer she leans over and starts making out with me while rubbing my dick through jeans. Also before anyone asks the place was almost empty and we had a corner booth.

I'm not gonna lie at that moment I was drunk and horny and threw all caution out the window. She asked if we could come over to my place but I was still at home at the time and had family over so the place was full, but I remembered a hotel in the area. So we pay and leave and as make it to the corner with the hotel she pulls me the other way. "The Hotel is here" I say to which she responds "yea but there's a perfectly good park here" I let her lead me over. Soon as we get there we get to the dug out of the park and she starts unbuckling my pants and pulls my dick out. "I've been wanting to fuck you for a while now" she say as she takes me in her mouth and starts sucking my dick.

After some time I lay her back on the bench and starts eating her out there. She keeps moaning and I tell her if we aren't careful we are gonna get caught to which she replies "I don't fucking care, keep going". Her legs start tightening around my head as she gets louder and eventually her whole body twitches when she comes. I think that's the end of it and then she sits me back on the bench and straddles me. "Nope I wanna know what you feel like inside me". And she starts riding my dick and I lift her shirt up, unclasp her bra and put her nipples in my mouth. And out of nowhere it starts fucking raining, and I mean HARD. Its like a fucking monsoon. We keep going and eventually she climbs over and bends over the bench and I thrust inside her from behind. I pick up on of her legs and put it on the bench, reach over her leg and start rubbing her clit while fucking her and she cums soon after. A minute or 2 after I cum all over her ass . Rain pretty much cleaned it off and we zip up and we say we should probably go home. Call her a cab she gets in and I head my way.

The day after she texts me and says she wants to again but in all honesty I was pretty busy and I couldn't. But we both expressed how we could not ever tell my buddy who works with me. We both agree and that is that. At the end of the week they wind up hanging out and they wind up getting into a relationship! Which I mean hey I had a good time but I wasn't looking for anything serious so good for them. Few years pass and they get married and are very happy together. The only thing that gets me is that occasionally my friend will bring up how he thought she was interested in me and how wrong he was and we just sort of glance at eachother and try not to laugh. But that was then and now it's just something in the past. Either way that's my long story. Not too sexy but hope you guys found it funny.