My friends and family often joke about how lucky I am all the time. Things always seem to break my way, whether that’s getting a promotion that everyone in the office is going for or getting my nice new car super cheep. The running joke is they are surprised I haven’t won the lottery yet but it’s only a matter of time.

What they don’t know is the source of my luck is my complete dedication and perfection of one thing. Sucking cock. It’s really no surprise I got that promotion as I doubt there are many other people in the office who let the boss cum all over their face while staring him dead in the eye and trying to swallow his balls down their greedy throat. And if they did they clearly didn’t do it as well as I did.

Nor do I think the car salesman gets many offers for a road head on the test drive judging by the discount he gave me. Not surprising seeing as he was fat and smelt faintly of cigarettes but I still swallowed his rather large load, smiled and licked my lips after like it was the finest caviar I’ve ever eaten. I’m sure he told everyone in the dealership but that just means when I go back I’m sure there will be a scramble to be the one that takes me out on the test drive.

So a tip for all of you out there, guys included, work smart not hard. Life is much easier if you are willing to suck a little cock every now and then.