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So this kept happening to me, most of the movies was a different girl. I love going to the movies and I love going on dates.
When I go on dating apps, never tinder but tried bumble and others, I would match with someone and we would text and chat
I never tried to come off creepy or anything, just super relax and chill, They would then ask me what I wanted to do, I would simply say let's just go catch a movie, get there early chit chat for a little and vibe, we get to know each other a bit but we are not pressured to talk and lets see what happens later =)
My intention was to ALWAYS watch the movie
I would say 75-85% agreed and would say sure great idea
This is what always typically happens
we get there early, grab coffee, chit chat and just vibe
Go to the movies I ask where they want to sit, they say Back (i like where this is going)
I make a joke and put the divider between seats and say this is just so neither of us get tempted, if they lift up the arm rest later its on, if they don't it's a fail (i would say i fail about 22-28% of the time, but hey I get to watch a movie)
I an a total gentleman, they make a move to cuddle, I hold strong, they then go for a kiss, and i go for it and say stop there's people in here
If they come back and kiss again go strait for the boobs,
then if I'm hard i literally take it out and see what happens
Anyways these are the movies since 2015 to early 2018 where good things happen (BJ)
Big hero 6- My big hero went from 6 to 12
The Martian - I felt like I was on another planet
Creed - we did the deed
Krampus- thank you santa
Jungle Book - i definetly got a Baloo job
Dead Pool - thank god for my powers of regeniration
Batman vs Superman - Dawn of Cumming
Moana - I def moaned
Dr. Strange - Love the stranger
Split - which personality blew me
Conjuring - my penis rose from the dead
Magnificent 7 - It was more like magnificent 6
Don't breath - she def couldn't breathe
The Purge Election year - I elect to cum!
Cloverfield lane - there was def an alien invasion of my plants
London has fallen - my pants have fallen
Deep water Horizon - she def went deep
Jack Reacher Never Back down - my penis never backs down
The Shallows - there was liquids everywhere
Office Christmas Party - there was def egg nog involved, well something white and creamy lol
The huntsman winters war - I got nothing
How To be Single -def how to be single
War dogs - i def empted out my ammunition
Kevin hart What now -what now? bj time
Norm of the North - i felt like my cum flew north
IT -IT got treated well
Logan - she's def had mutant powers, of sucking
Fate of the Furious -it was so serious
Coco - she took me to the day of the dead
Get out -my penis got out of my pants
Lego Batman -i couldn't build a better woman
Baby Driver - my stick shift gor handled
Annabel Creation - she sucked the demon out of me
Murder on the orient express - this oriental got murdered
John Whick 2 - i always considered myself a chubby keanue reeves
Power Rangers - go go power rangers
The Mummy - I def came back to life
A dogs Purpose - that was def her purpose
Baywatch - she made me feel like david hasslehoff
Happy Deathday - I def want to relive that
XXX Xander Cage - it was def XXX
Jigsaw -she def figuered out the puzzle
Fist fight - there was def a fist but no fighting
Sleepless - i fell asleep like a baby
Mission impossible - yes it truly was
The nun -no chance of that after today
These were all pretty amazing women, and we had so much fun! and after usually we dated or had like a friends with benefits, maybe an arrangement
I always appreciate the nice things that they did for me =)
Remember always get consent and always never pressure anyone into doing anything
it always feels better to be wanted then to force women to do things they don't want to =)
have an amazing day!
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