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Australian beachside BJ goes wrong [MF]
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This is more funny than it is sexy but I thought I would tell the tale anyway.

About 10 years ago I was backpacking around Australia. I stopped in a town on the east coast called Airlie Beach with views to taking a trip to the famous Whitsunday Islands.

The night I arrived I went to a bar to get a drink and some food. I didn't know anyone in the town but at some point a group of English girls started talking to me. One in particular, Rose, seemed much more interested than the others and pretty soon we were on the dance floor together. I must have been quite drunk because getting me on the dance floor usually takes quite a lot of convincing.

It wasn't long before Rose and I started kissing and it became clear that we would be taking it further. Unfortunately, both of us, like all backpackers, were staying in dorms in separate hostels and while I am not above some sexy times in a dorm room (that is maybe a story for another day), we felt that it wasn't the best idea. So instead we found a bench in the park beside the beach.

We started making out again and before long, hands started wandering. It was mainly awkward drunken fumbling but it was fun none-the-less.

Pretty soon she had my cock in her mouth and boy, did she have some skills. I was pretty young and she was making me feel things I didn't even know existed. It wasn't my first rodeo but it was definitely the best so far.

But then, suddenly, a pair of headlights shone on us, followed by a quick blast of a siren and flashing lights. The police had seen us. Their timing couldn't have been worse. Their siren shocked Rose and she jumped and took my cock out of her mouth just as I started cumming. It hit her in the face, her hair and her clothes. She was covered.

The cops never spoke to use. They got out of their car and walked the other direction. They were probably just trying to scare us. So we got Rose cleaned up as best we could using a tissue from her purse and headed back to the bar to meet up with her friends.

Unfortunately, we had forgotten that the bar was lit primarily by UV lights and when we got back all of the cum stains on her face, hair and clothes glowed purple for everyone to see. Evidently, we did a much worse job of cleaning it up than we thought and all we really achieved was smearing it across her.

Random guys offered me high-fives as she rushed to the bathroom with her friends. I have never felt so bad about a blow job. That was the last I ever saw of Rose. I hope she wasn't too traumatized.

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