I always laugh when I hear people talk about how guys "fall for the fantasy" of strippers. I've spent my fair share of time in strip clubs, mostly Portland (the best) and it's just a fact that some girls work these clubs because they're horny as fuck.

A new club opened about ten years ago just outside Portland (it's now long gone.) I was talking to a hot, skinny young blonde girl and she asked if I wanted a private. "We haven't put in cameras yet. I want to make you cum." Obviously I said yes. I had to leave my beer at the bar because she was under 21. The irony that this rule was enforced is not lost on me.

We go in back, and what starts as a normal lapdance escalates quickly. My cock is out. She's playing with it, then blowing me, then out of NOWHERE it goes in her asshole. I wouldn't believe it if I was reading this either... I pulled it out after a couple pumps bc raw-dogging strippers in the ass isn't something I wanted to get in the habit of. But it was fucking crazy. Later that night i covertly fingered another dancer while we stood at the bar drinking... it's no surprise this place didn't last. It was too perfect.