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[MF] Probably alerted the whole neighborhood something was going on last night...
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My wife and I have been married 20 years and we still have a pretty healthy sex life, but I'm not sure we'll be doing it in the car anytime soon after this, haha.

Anyway, we went out last night as married couples tend to do occasionally. We went to the local casino and I actually did pretty well after a bad start. She didn't do too badly either. We grabbed some dinner with our winnings and then went home. At some point I half joked (I'll admit, more hopeful than joking)about having sex in the car after we got home and she was intrigued.

We get home, sitting in the driveway and we realized we're still full from dinner so we keep it simple and just go to the backseat and start making out to see how it goes.

Side bar...my wife is a very cute petite brunette woman. She's wearing a gray sweater dress with tights and boots on. I'm 5'11" about 195 lbs. (stupid holiday weight but I digress).

We're making out, I slide my pants down so she can play with me and she's leaning on me so I can touch her all over as well. She slides her tights down and I finger her and play with her clit.

Once we're sufficiently warmed up, we start fucking doggy style. This is always a favorite of hers. And being out in the car I can be a little more vocal than I normally am which she enjoys.

I cum inside her and we get cleaned up and here's the dumb move on my part. In my haste to turn off the inside car lights I locked the doors to the car. When she opened her door it set off the car alarm. Which of course in the ensuing panic I can't find my keys and she can't get to hers in the front seat. This took what felt like 5 minutes but was probably 30 seconds which at 9 pm is loud and long enough as it is when I hadn't fully put my pants back on yet.

Anyway, sex was 10/10, alerting the neighborhood was probably 2/10.

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