I was dating, very seriously, the most volatile woman I had ever met in my life. She was also smoking hot and a fucking freak, a 5'7'' Latina in great shape, long brown hair with highlights, perfect B cup, suckable tits, and a round and unforgettable ass. The good comes with the bad. I realized sometimes she's just going to run off the rails and I had zero control over it, so I realized it was my job to deflect this or mitigate this as much as possible.

We went to a fancy theater performance the other night. We were dressing up, myself with a button down, sport coat, she was debating between two dresses and asked me my opinion of both. I jokingly hiked both up and felt up her ass while looking at her round cheeks in the mirror for both fittings. I also threw her in the bed, pulled her panties to the side, and licked her cunt for a little bit for both fittings. Nothing like setting the mood for holiday theater. She settled on a bright red sweater-style dress, wore some boots and crimson lipstick.

We went downtown. I parked at a park and ride location where you can get on the train, as we had discussed before, but we did that only to lower the price of an Uber. Our ride showed up promptly and we went downtown for drinks and dinner. We went to the show, and it was great. I even had some pervy old man usher say to me "lucky guy" as her and I walked out.

We exit the theater and had no intention of taking the train as we thought it would be liable to have kooks this time of night. However, rides back to our car were 25 bucks, the train was pulling right up, and it was $2. Less of a wait and far less money to do it. Done. Unfortunately, our concerns were plenty valid. There were plenty of regular people on the train: A pair of older women together with holiday sweaters on, probably leaving the same show we did, but also plenty of weirdos, like a man completely covered in garbage bags to where he just looked like a living, breathing garbage bag. I escorted my lady to a seat and sat next to her, making sure she got a window and I was sitting in the aisle. If we're on a train I try to stay as close to her as possible and look as unapproachable as possible. Regardless, I could practically see the steam coming out of her ears. Despite not being bothered by anyone for the 10 or so minute ride, she was visibly furious with my decision, and thought it was beneath us for a fancy date night like this.

I've been practicing my acting to get her through these episodes, as they risk turning into massive blowups. I told myself "Time to lay it on thick" as we walk off the train. I held her hand and asked if she had fun, acting completely oblivious to her discontent. We drive home without incident but the tension is still real enough. We start getting settled in and organized, and she starts throw barbs my way. She finally says the quiet part out loud, "What am I supposed to do with a guy that puts me on a dirty ass train to end a fancy date?" I reply "What do you do with a guy that eats your ass in the kitchen?" She was a little confused and laughed it off but didn't have much else to say before I spun her around, bent her over the kitchen table, hiked up her dress and pulled down her panties.

I buried my face in her ass, and she let out a little whimper and moan. I stayed there for a bit to get a good taste, then spun her back and propped her up on the kitchen table. I slid her panties all the way off to spread her legs fully, and started working her clit with my tongue. I often give her oral to shut up arguments, so this was nothing new. I looked up to her "Does that feel good?" and she was still too cranky to admit that it did. I was hard enough to fuck her, so I stood up and pulled my cock out, it slid in immediately. I fucked her with maybe 75% of my shaft, going in and out very slowly. "Does that feel good?" I asked again "No." she trembled, still being an asshole. "Should I stop?" "Yes." she said, still being coy, and I put my cock back into my jeans and went on my business getting undressed.

I unbuttoned my shirt and was going to hang it up as she followed me into the bedroom. "So you don't think you're lucky like that guy said?" "Are you lucky to have this fat cock?" "Answer me." "I'll answer you once you suck on this." I pull my cock back out, still plenty hard. "No!" she protests, but eventually gives in and takes it into her mouth "Yeah, I'm lucky..." I reassure her as she gets about halfway down my shaft with her red lips. "I thought you said this was kiss-proof, I guess it's not blowjob proof." I say about her lipstick as it left marks on my cock. She was sitting on the bed and I was standing over her as she sucked me, so I turned her over and put her legs up for doggy position. I slid in her pussy and her ass cheeks clapped back as I pulled her hair and fucked her hard. She was getting loud and I could tell her orgasm was coming soon, and sure enough, her voice strained and her entire body tensed as I continued to rail her. Good girl.

I pulled out and started teasing her ass with my tip. "No, we need lube for that!" She protested as I was just going to put my head in, as I have done before. I finally drop to my knees and spit on her asshole, then get back in position. I slide my cock inside her ass. "That's not going to be enough" she says as I'm about halfway in. We both realize it was plenty enough moisture at the same time, and she backed her ass up until I'm balls deep inside her. She always makes a different type of moan when we do anal, like she's being pleased better than she usually is, that she should feel dirty about what we're doing but can't help herself. I don't think I've felt in charge of anyone with my cock as much as I do when I'm in her ass. It was obvious she was transfixed like this right now as soon as I was fully inside her, and I start fucking her at about half-speed. Again, it takes no time at all for her to have another full-body orgasm, and I follow her quickly with my own, pumping my cum into her ass, my jeans around my ankles and my boots still on.

I go to shower and she's not far behind me, taking my place once I'm done. She leaves the door open and I hear her turn the shower to the wand setting. I go back in to watch as she has the shower head blasting water straight at her clit, knees bent to get a better angle for herself. I offer her my finger, which she sucks on for a bit, before building up to another big orgasm. We both went to bed shortly after.

I wake up the next morning, pretty hungover and still pretty discontent about the stupidity of the situation. Somehow I'm an asshole for figuring out the best way to get home? Then I have to pretend getting shit on for something so obvious but also so minor is acceptable? Fucking ridiculous. "Put her in her place" I think to myself, almost a devil-on-your-shoulder type moment. I always feel dominant of her when I can cum in all her holes in a short period of time, and we got the most difficult one out of the way last night, maybe we could make this a consolation of sorts. I'm always horny when I'm hungover. I was stroking myself, and we have a free use arrangement and a pump bottle of lube on my nightstand. I stand out of bed and take two pumps of lube to glaze my cock in. I walk to her side of the bed, she's half awake and sleeping on her side, her ass facing me as I stand over her. I pulled off the bedsheets and pulled her panties down just far enough to expose her pussy from behind, keeping her in that position and fucking her sideways. She moaned as I slid into her, her pussy probably not fully prepared for it yet, I put both hands on her hip, holding her in place, and I only lasted about 30 seconds before I was filling her up.

We both went back to bed, neither one of us in shape to leave it anytime soon. I woke up again an hour or so later, and started stroking myself "Maybe I can cum in her mouth sometime tonight." I thought to myself. "Do it now" my intrusive thoughts suggested, and they won. I was completely hard, and walked over to her side of the bed again. She was facing me this time, and I presented her with my cock and she took it in obediently. Again, I was already plenty close so it only took a few strokes into her mouth until I was cumming, she moaned as it went down her throat. I finished emptying in her mouth and her lips smacked together as my cock exited her mouth. We both went back to bed again to try and get ourselves together. This didn't quite make up for all the stress, but when life gives you lemons...