(Hi. Someone sent me that guy’s “game night” story from this sub so I thought I’d share mine here too! I posted this story on another sub way back closer to when it happened, you can see it on my profile if you want. I looked at the rules and it seems like that’s allowed but lmk or just delete if not. Anyway thanks!)

I came back home one night and one of my roommates was having a board game night with his friends. They were all kind of nerdy types. I was pretty drunk and had taken some E, and I’m a horndog sober, so you could say I was looking for some (and you'd be understating). I’d sucked some guy off at the bar but he kinda just vanished, which was mad rude, mostly because I’d been hoping to spend a significant portion of the night with that dick inside me. But whatever, it worked out.

I came back and all these men were just gathered around the kitchen table playing a card game and it just all seemed so innocent and platonic it made me a little mad and I decided I had a duty to disrupt it with my femininity in a big way. I would actually argue it was divine intervention and I had no choice in the matter. As you may know, the best/worst part about dorky virginy guys is that they don’t take hints. They never make moves. But you can see in their eyes they want it, they just lack any and all confidence to get it. I enjoy it, it’s fun. A little mean maybe, but I'm no tease.

So I slink up, I’m in this tiny sexy dress, my tits are like 97.8% visible, if I lift my feet more than a half inch off the ground you can CLEARLY see my whole ass, I’m visibly intoxicated, and in my most ridiculously flirty voice and with my hungriest eyes asked them what they were doing. And they explain, with the approximate sexual energy of an elementry school DARE presentation, explain to me that they’re playing a card game (they called it Princess, I forget what it’s actually called) and ask if I want to play. I say no but ask if I can watch. They say sure. So they’re playing and I’m asking them dumb questions to keep the dialogue going but they’re still all sort of talking to me like I could fire them if they say something wrong. I’m asking about the game and literally one of them says the goal of the game is to sleep with the princess. I think I’m getting somewhere so I’m like (idr exact words, I’m stylizing all this) “oh yeah? Can I watch?”, and no BS the kid gets all ashamed and says “Well actually you just get married. The sex isn’t really part of the game, we just say that sometimes cause we’re pervy losers.”

I giggle like a dumb little idiot, and say I didn’t know they were pervy losers. They all kinda shug and grunt laugh and mumble jokes about porn as if the collective male crack addition to pussy was news to me. So say it must be driving them crazy to have me hanging around in this sexy dress. They respond with frustratingly respectful compliments. I ask very directed questions about how my boobs and about my ass and they respond like I'm modeling a graduation gown for my grandparents. This is when I start to I realize I’m in very real danger of not getting any dick at all that night unless I take some drastic action.

So I tell them I really don't like how the dress looks and it's very uncomfortable anyway and ask if they mind if I take it off. There’s an immediate stunned silence followed by the “she doesn’t mean what I think she means” eye contact they all make with each other. “You can wear whatever you want” my roommate responds, the group holding strong in their collective denial of sexual tension. I say “Good.” and the dress comes off.

The piercing silence that followed is probably the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. It was fear. I swear to god, they were genuinely terrified. That’s the only way to describe it. It was the exact same reaction as if a childhood friend’s dad hit their mom at the dinner table. No one knew what to do, none of them knew where to look, they’d give each other these super quick wide-eyed “holy shit” glances and then just stare at their cards. I stood there in my panties for probably 30 seconds just melting in the silence.

THEN THEY STARTED PLAYING AGAIN LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. They just stared at their cards, no one looked at me. They played mostly silent, whenever someone had to talk they spoke super fast and direct, never looking up. The tension was so palpable I started to wonder if I was actually just sexually assaulting these men. So I walked up behind one of them (Jake) and put my chin on his shoulder. He was so tense you’d think I had a loaded gun! My nether bits were hidden behind Jake’s chair and I clearly had something to say so I think they finally comfortable looking at me. I asked if I could be the princess. They hesitantly and with much unspoken deliberation said sure. I think they were finally accepting this was by design and not some fiercly reckless naivety on my part.

I asked who was winning. They said it was hard to tell. I was getting annoyed they weren’t fighting each other for me yet so I looked at the guy named Eric and clarified that he won the last round. They confirmed. So I looked that guy square in the eyes and said “That means you get to fuck the princess, right?” (that might have been the most powerful I ever felt in my life). He started in wonder for a second and said “Um, yeah.” One more time, “UM, YEAH”, for the people in the back.

So I gestured for him to follow me and he stood up like he was in a trance and silently followed me to my room. It was dark, I wrap myself around him, press my boobs up against him, but his hands on my ass. I whispered to him that I was so horny, but that he didn’t have to fuck me if he didn’t want to (still a little worried I'm about to rape a man). He quickly said he did want to fuck me (WHICH WAS THE FIRST ACKNOWLEDGEMENT ALL NIGHT THAT I WAS A FUCKABLE ENTITY JESUS CHRIST) and so we wasted no time. It wasn’t crazy but it didn’t have to be. I’m a 2 from 3 in 10 kinda girl. He gave me 1 from mish and didn’t quite last 10 but whatever, I wasn't complaining. As soon as he finished he rolled over and took a deep breath like he was about to start talking about his mom or something, so I quickly handed him his balled-up clothes and told he I hoped he enjoyed his night with the princess.

We emerged together to a room a people who were clearly talking about us and not playing cards. They didn’t really know what to do and he didn’t know what to do either. I told him to sit down and they all looked at me again like I was in charge of them but I just bitch shrugged and said if anyone else wanted any they better keep playing.

For anyone keeping track at home, everything up until this point is what it takes to kickstart the libido of a group of five 24 year old men playing board games at 3am on a Sunday morning. They finally got it. They launched into the next game with such excitement, we put some music on, we did shots, I laid out on the counter like a supermodel, they gawked at my body, I showed off my features, it was a grand old time. Every time the game ended I fucked the winner. I was the prize. It was amazing.

They ended up playing until 6am. I even found out later I took a virginity, ahaha (I suspected but I don’t judge).They all got to fuck me except poor old Jake. I told him rules are rules and you don’t get princess pussy unless you earn it. But I’m a slutty princess so I figured out a loophole and let him take my ass as a consolation prize at the end of the night. He was fine with this.

Anyway, I was told the board game nights were much lamer after that one, so I guess I ruined game night for them.

Oh well, worth it!

Thanks for reading, hope you had fun!