Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

188
Update: My [M] Neighbor [F] has been Flashing Me
Author Summary
jetman901 is a male
Post Body

A couple weeks ago, my neighbor began flashing me. For context, this all started last year but has been building up over the last month or so. I accidentally stared at her while she was sunbathing. Then we started exchanging fun pictures through text. Now she’s been flashing me when she gets the opportunity.

I can’t even explain how fun this has been. It’s very exciting going through each day wondering if it will happen again. Imagining getting another peek. Every time I think about it my blood gets pumping again. I’m happier than I’ve been in quite awhile and, funny enough, I’m getting a lot more done around the house. After all, if I’m working outside, my chances of being flashed again dramatically increase.

After sharing my story with this lovely sub, I got some suggestions in the comments. A few people had the same suggestion and I liked the idea so I decided to take action. It was time to repay the favor and flash her back. Before I continue, I have to say that during all this we’ve continued to share pictures of ourselves. At this point she has requested and been given photos of every part of me and she continues to ask for them. I just want to stress that what I have done is not unprompted or unwanted.

I waited a few days for the chance to give back. Finally, I knew she was home alone. I put on my swim shorts and trotted over to her back door. Luckily, the weather was in my favor and it wasn’t too cold. With nervous excitement I gave the door a few quick knocks. She swung the door open and I saw a big smile come across her face. As her eyes began tracing down my body I slowly started to pull at the single knot holding my shorts closed. When she realized what I was doing her head shot back up and she looked me right in the eyes with eager anticipation. I finished pulling the string and the knot fell apart. She looked back down and I helped my shorts fall to the ground. I stood there completely exposed while she stared. It was exhilarating.

After several moments something unexpected happened. She knelt down and began to open her mouth. Quickly, before she had a chance to react, I reached down, pulled my shorts up and jogged away. She stood and watched as I left her yard and made it back to my own. I winked at her right before going back inside my house. I’m really looking forward to being able to show her again. Until then, we’ll keep sharing our photos.

Author
Account Strength
80%
Account Age
3 years
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
715
Link Karma
499
Comment Karma
216
Profile updated: 6 days ago

Subreddit

Post Details

They Are
a male
We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
2 months ago