Today was exactly 12 weeks since my husband had his vasectomy done, so he had to go give his semen sample for analysis to confirm zero count. The clinic is about 90 minutes away from our house so we didn't want to collect at home and carry in the car.

Usually they don't allow partners in the collection room at the clinic, but one of the nurse there is a friend's friend (we had met at our common friend's baby shower few months and recognized her on the day of my husband's vasectomy). I had gotten her cellphone number then so I texted her if they could make an exception and allow me to 'help' my husband in the collection room. She called me back, I guess because she didn't want to get in trouble by giving something in writing. She said that there is no hard rule and allow everyone who privately ask and insists.

So we reach the clinic and without saying anything she gave us the container and directed us to the "room". I locked the door, stripped naked and started making out with my husband. My husband was also horny (because of the minimum 72 hours abstinence. It was almost 80 hours).

Prepared the container by writing his name on the label and opened the lid to have it ready for collection.

I dropped his pants and he was hard as a rock. I started rubbing it slowly and in just a minute his pre-cum was all over my palm! Then I gave him a blowjob for about 3-4 minutes and then he said he was about to cum so I held the container at the tip of his penis.

Got dressed and dropped off the container with the nurse. He just got a phone call right now confirming zero sperm count in the analysis! No more birth control pills.