My tinder date wasn't really my type but, we ordered drinks and ended up having a good convo. Start talking about the oddities of online dating, and she insists every guy has a dick pic on his phone. I laugh and say not me. She insists and accuses me of lying. She was laughing but also quite forceful about it.

Finally exasperated, she warns me to "do the right thing" as she's looking down and typing on her phone.

A second later my phone buzzes. It's a text message from her. I open it up and it's a picture of her boobs, with the text: your turn.

She's crazy and a bit weird but her boobs were nice, and it's hot that she wants to see my cock. I explain that I'd never keep pics like that on my phone. She looks relieved when I tell her I might have something on Dropbox. I wouldn't send her anything but turned my phone to her and showed her a very dramatic pic my ex took off my cock. Very hard, veiny, red and shiny.

She was quite excited to see it, and we then huddled together shielding our phones as we shared riskier photos.

It was surreal to be in a busy bar as she proudly showed me her bald spread pussy and asshole. My finale was of a cumshot I was particularly proud of.

I paid the tab and we walked back to my hotel.