I was staying the night at a friend's place- he and his wife were having a party I flew to NY for. His wife had previously mentioned they never fuck. He had, too. They're a mess, and were both virgins when they met. She's NEVER been with anyone else, and now he barely lays a finger on her. It's sad.

We were all trashed, and the wife and I were the only ones still awake. I stumbled out of the bathroom and she was just standing there for some reason. That still seems odd in retrospect. Anyway, we just kind of fell all over each other and started laughing and tugging each other's clothes off like a couple idiots. She was self- conscious at first because- again - NO ONE ELSE HAD EVER SEEN HER NAKED. Which was crazy, because she's really cute. And- it turns out- very sexual. We were completely naked on the couch- he was passed out in the other room. Very risky and dumb. But so fun and a great release for her. It happaned again the next night, a little more pre-meditated. No sex, just like... high school-style finger-banging and then she watched me jerk off. Such a blast. I love drinking it rules.