During our family vacation this year, I convinced my wife that since the kids are in the opposite end of the house and there was no reason for us to be up at any particular time, that we should do morning sex as much as possible. I explained to her that we tend to drink at night, and she's usually exhausted from the beach and all of that together means she will pass out on the couch before 10 PM.

She considered the proposal and countered that I could wake her up for morning sex if I had morning wood.

This is where I played dirty: As a man in my mid-40s, I discovered the ease which one can get ED medication, specifically Cialis.

Do I really need it? No. But it helps my blood pressure, gives great pumps at the gym, and keeps my cock in a constant state of "plumpness" that boosts my confidence instead of looking at a mushroom cap on a Brillo pad.

For that week, I decided to take a dose daily before bed. This guaranteed a redwood of morning wood each morning.

Because I normally woke up before her, my body was accustomed to a schedule I was up before she was awake. I would roll over to her and slide a hand into her panties to wake her up with her pussy being gently rubbed. The first two days she would startle awake as I touched her, and she would investigate the situation by checking if I was hard.

Those sessions were me getting her wet, she would tell me to fuck her, I climbed on top of her, pounding away for a few minutes, and then going back to sleep. The next few days she started to wake up slower enjoying the fingering alarm clock before we had spooning sex that lasted much longer. The last two days she didn't wear panties to bed and asked to be woken up by being eaten out. The last day, we had to finally end everything after an hour of slow, sensual body exploration when the dog started scratching the door to be let out.

I may be exaggerating, but I feel like her body became accustomed to the morning sex, and on those last two days, she was already wet when I spread her legs to tongue fuck her. The breakfast of champions.

Since we left on Saturday, I was pleasantly surprised when I was woken up Sunday morning at home with her stroking my hard cock...