I’ve done some crazy things which I know no one is going to believe, so I “tone it down” a bit to make it more credible. But this was just so intense and weird I have to share it. This sub doesn’t exactly allow pics and vids, but know that I have published proof on other subreddits! 

Some context: Good weather is coming, and Chris and I took an airbnb for the whole weekend. Chris knew the owners, as they only rent it to acquitances and friends. They’ve built a swimming pool, a jacuzzi, some green areas… And 4 small houses (Which are basically a bedroom). Imagine a really small and closed neighbourhood with a swimming pool and 4 houses hahahaha. It’s not crucial to the story, but we shared the airbnb with a gay couple and an old man - all of them super nice and fun! 

Well, on thursday we arrived at night, and we ordered pizza! We decided to invite the other guests at the airbnb and asked them if they didn’t mind if we opened the door with just a towel - they didn’t. 

When the delivery guy arrived, we asked him the usual - we’re half naked, we’re recording, do you mind if… Yada yada. He DID mind, and got quite angry. We 100% understood, stopped recording, apologized and give a big tip. Before getting naked we always ask for permission, but still I understand they can get mad. The other guests laughed about the situation, but we felt pretty bad! 

The next day, it was another guest who suggested to try again! He weren’t super convinced, but, well, why not! This time, Carmen opened the door. She was this woman in her late thirties, INCREDIBLE green eyes and she laughed as soon as we explained the situation. Laughed like, I thought she was going to die hahaha. She told us it was the first time women had done it, and that she was a bit used to seeing half-naked men, so we were a blessing for her eyes! We talked for a bit like friends, and we even forgot about flashing her (we still had our towels) when SHE asked if we were actually going to do it or not. Naturally, we removed them and kept talking - we exchanged numbers, she touched one of Chris’ boobs, and we invited to spend the next day (she had to work that day) with us! 

She didn’t doubt it - Next day, we played some slutty-board-games with her, we talked about our exes and, it seems, Carmen had been dating women for the last 2-3 years and she really needed a dick in her life, but only for sex, as she got tired of dating men. 

I don’t want to focus too much on it as it’s not the idea of this post but, yes, we did some lesbian stuff - and, while horny and quite drunk, we decided to try one last pizza dare with her, and she had never been “on the other side” 

Well, this time it was a guy in his 40s (maybe late 40s) who seemed way too excited and super happy about it. We did as usual, and EVEN before getting naked we could see his erection. It was Carmen the one who RAN to suck it. It was amazing, like watching a thirsty person grabbing a bottle of water! 

Chris and I didn’t stay put either, and we helped her. Maybe it wasn’t the biggest dick ever, but fuck it tasted good because the situation was just unreal. If I didn’t have proof I’m not sure I would believe it, either! As three person sucking is a bit tough sometimes, we took turns and sometimes Chris, Carmen or I decided to whisper naughty stuff on his ear (“No one is going to believe you, so burn this image in your head”, “How can you be so fucking hard you fucking pervert”, “Do you like to have a woman half your age begging for your semen”?...) 

Okay, and now the crazy part. We asked the guy to cum, and he mumbled something like he needed to fuck someone to cum. He hadn’t finished the sentence and Carmen was already opening her legs on the nearest car (they gay couple’s one!). He didn’t put a condom, Carmen didn’t ask for it and… We didn’t say anything. It was her choice, I guess! 

After fucking her while Chris and I either recorded something, kissed her or teased him (he lasted like 2 minutes…) we all went down on our knees, and he came A LOT on our faces and Chris mouth. 

I know it’s fucking hard to believe, and STILL I’m vomiting some cool details that would make the story closer to what actually happened, but harder to believe hahahaha. 

Anyway, please before accusing me of making it up AT LEAST try to look for the proof - there is a subreddit LITERALLY for pizza dares hahahaha. I’m only brave enough to publish this otherwise unbelievable story because I uploaded proof <3.