There are two parts to this post, first the hot and sexy, then the funny.

The story is that I've been seeing someone, and we hooked up the night before I left. The sex was hot, but she wanted to turn it up a bit. She wanted to try some ass play. I started by gently teasing her ass with my finger, then my tongue. She then said "I need you to fuck my ass". So we got some lube and tried. However, it didn't work because of my size. We gave up on that, but she asked to use my buttplug. I got it out and teased her some more with it before I slowly penetrated her ass with it. I gently fucked her ass with the plug for a bit before leaving it in her and fucking her passionately. Afterwards, I cleaned the plug and left it on my bathroom counter to dry. I was leaving the next day, and I had forgotten to put the plug away.

I'm renting and we had a scheduled inspection of our house while I was away for two weeks. After the inspection, we were sent photos of areas we needed to clean up. All the photos didn't pretain to my area of the house, excep for one. It was labeled "ensuit 2", which is mine. I was a bit confused, because I keep my bathroom rather clean. I opened the photo and my buttplug was center frame. The rest of the bathroom was clean, so it was very clear they only took issue with the plug.

So now my landlord has a little insight into my sex life. I'm thinking about leaving. More sex toys out next time just to stir the pot.