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So this story involves a coworker, some drama, and some late night drunken sex. Years ago I used to work with this guy Iâll call M. He was a loud kind of fuck boy type, full of himself and full of self assigned importance. Not the typical guy I would ever pursue or find appealing. However. I got wind that he was dating this girl who also worked alongside us, but within another department. I didnât like her. Still donât to this day.
I will spare the gist of the drama but as women go, there was some clear and serious dislike for the other on each end. I didnât intend to fuck her boyfriend initially, but he again was the fuck boy type and obviously liked a bit of risky flirting and ego stroking and Iâm sure my sexually charged quick wit and love of eye contact threw him a bit. We did this charged banter back and forth for a few weeks, under the nose of his girlfriend. At the time he worked 7am-7pm and I worked 10am to 10pm. The night before Thanksgiving I get a text as Iâm getting off work close to 10:30.
âHey, do you have any baking powder?â âBaking powder? Seriously?â âYes. Iâm trying to make a log cake and I donât have baking powder.â âYouâre asking me becauseâŚ?â âI knew youâd be awake still and I knew you liked to bake and I knew youâd have it.â âI do have it. Canât run to the store?â âNo itâs too late to run out. Can you please bring it over? I wonât keep you I just need it please.â
What a feeble attempt on his end. But honestly I saw an opportunity and why wouldnât I take it? Just to spite this woman I didnât vibe with. Cake.
âK. You said please twice in one text. I know desperation when I see it. Send your address iomw.â
I show up and he is literally in the kitchen whipping frosting and baking this cake. I hand him the coveted baking powder and ask ok what do I get in return. He smiles and asks if I want to stay for a drink. Of course I obliged, pulled out a barstool seat from the counter and got comfy. I was there to play a game after all. He handed me a bottled beer and he had this little smirk on his face. For context, 5â10, black hair, clean shaven, more on the built side and personable. Wore glasses sometimes but I donât know how smart he actually was. Iâll skip the boring banter, but about three drinks and maybe a shot of tequila in I ask if his girlfriend is allergic to baking powder, wouldnât she have it. He laughs and says âIâm baking a cake, I had baking powder.â I stand up, walk over to this man, get within inches of his face and quietly ask âthen why I am here.â
He stares back at me, doesnât say a word, runs a hand up my stomach, between my tits, up my neck and tilts my chin. In that moment our hands were all over one another as were our mouths. We started right there in his kitchen, stripping each otherâs top half of clothing, groping, kissingâŚall of it. His hands ran all over my ass and my boobs and I could feel his hard cock in his sweatpants. He seemed surprised and very happy that my nipples were pierced. He licked and kissed his way all over my chest, up my neck, and back to my mouth. I remember him grabbing my neck and squeezing while he stared at me. This continued for a while until we broke away to grab a sip of our drinks and catch our breath. I noticed the frosting on the counter and decided to have fun with it. I took my finger and scooped some up. I dotted his lower lip and kissed it off. I dotted his neck and licked it off. His chest. His abdomen.
I got down on my knees. His happy trail. I stared up at him and put my finger in my mouth and sucked off the rest of the frosting. I pulled down his sweats and he was average, still plenty to work with. I got a little more frosting on my finger and swirled it around the head of his cock. He was looking down on me and I took him all into my mouth at once. Over and over just tasting that sweet frosting on the back of my tongue and his hands on the sides of my head helping to control the pace. I donât remember him moaning or making much noise but I do remember his head being back like he was looking up at the ceiling. I wasnât on my knees for long before I got the all knowing âfuuuuckâ and he pulled me back up. He started kissing me again and walked me backwards about 10 feet to a couch. I remember thinking heâs worried about fucking me because he spent probably 20-30 minutes grinding on me.
My sweatpants were still on at this point. He broke away from kissing me so many times to bury his head in my neck and push his hips into my open thighs but never took my pants off. I remember being annoyed at his lack of aggression and control. Usually Iâd already be pushing a round two. But no. I tried to be patient because I wanted him to make that move being the one in the relationship. Itâs just that extra âfuck you he pushed it.â But this dude either was struggling internally with that fact or just lazy. Either way I was annoyed and finally said, âshow me your bed. Itâs got to be upstairs right?â I get up and head to the staircase I saw when I initially showed up. He followed behind me and I see an open door and assume itâs his room. âLooks comfyâ I said as I laid down and lift my hips to strip my pants off.
He stood at the foot of the bed and stares at me lying there in nothing but a black thong. Itâs pretty dark, only a little light from the hall way. And he just sighs and says âfuck it.â I smiled because I knew I'd won this game. What man goes this far and stops now? He pulls back down his sweats and slides between my thighs. Heâs pulls my thong to the side and pushes in to me and starts that first fuck steady pace all you men do. He gets close to me, hovering just above my face, and here is my absolute favorite part of the story. He and his girlfriend wore these stupid as hell matching necklaces. Herâs said queen and his said king.
So dumb BUT the entire time he was fucking me this king necklace was slapping me in the chin, cheek, nose, mouthâŚyou name it. I still giggle when I think about. It was such a thoughtful gift from her and now itâs dangling in my face while heâs got my arms pinned above my head and is balls deep in my pussy moaning in my ear how good I feel. Phenomenal. We fuck like that for awhile until he gets up and stands at the end of the bed again and says âcome here and turn over.â Like Iâve done all evening I oblige and back up my big ass up to the edge of his bed. Before I know it heâs sinking back into me and really fucking me.
The sound of his hips slapping my ass had to have been loud and it made me get vocal and wet as hell quick. He kept just fucking me so hard and pulling my hips back to the edge of the bed. He ended up pulling out, taking off the condom and cumming all over my ass before collapsing down beside me. We were pretty buzzed, him more than me and we doze off in his bed. I wake up close to 4:30/5 am, grab my clothes and start to head out. The cake isnât made, the kitchenâs still a mess, probably 10-12 beer bottles plus tequila and two shot glasses sitting on the countertop. In that moment I felt like I had come what I came to do and left quietly.
The following week I pieced together through several coworkers that apparently his girlfriend showed up that morning and he was still asleep and they got into a huge argument about the cake not being made and him being hungover and who was there that night and he made up some story about one of the guys being there and of course that guy covered for his fuck boy friend. I just quietly smiled holding my tongue until she made one snide ass comment and I could see her face when I wrecked her entire existence.
As for me and M, we never really spoke about that night outside of a text from him saying he wanted to âoffer an umbrella apology for anything weird that nightâ and to thank me for not selling him out. I assured him no apology was needed. We continued working together without issue. Two months later this woman pissed me off and I looked her in the eyes and simply said âdid that cake for Thanksgiving ever get done? I thought the frosting was a bit sweet.â Theyâre no longer together and Iâm no longer that woman but itâs still a funny story to look back on.
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