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[MF] The Home Depot Chronicles - Volume 2 - The First Married Coworker
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In college I worked at the Home Depot. It ended up being a crazy great place to get laid. You can read my other story in my profile. Over time, I’ll get a bunch of them posted here. This is story number 2.

While the number of women that shopped at the Home Depot who were sex deprived or sexually frustrated certainly surprised me, it was nothing compared to the sheer horniness that went on amongst the staff.

This story takes place during football season. There was a big game on that Saturday and my coworker Jason invited a bunch of us that had the day off over to his house to booze it up and watch the game. Jason was in his early 30’s and he worked at Home Depot full time. He had a cool bachelor pad with a pool table and garage fridge full of beer.

When I arrived, I saw my coworker Kristin was there. Kristin was in her mid 30’s and she worked at the service desk. She loved flirting with us younger guys and often times the flirting evolved into heavy inappropriate touching from her. She was married and most of us took it as that older chick who loved the attention from good looking younger dudes.

As I walked in and started greeting everyone I could feel Kristin’s eyes on me as I circled the room. I approached her, said hello and gave her a hug. She held onto the hug a bit longer than I expected, but once I broke her embrace I went about chopping it up with my friends.

Now, Kristin wasn’t the hottest coworker we had. She wasn’t bad looking, but truthfully, even with all of the heavy touching and flirting, I never really gave much thought to getting with her. She was short at about 5’3 with a bit of a frumpy mom build. Big blue eyes, brown hair and a decent set of tits that looked like they probably sagged if she didn’t have a bra on. Again, not the type of gal that I was sleeping with back then.

A few hours into the party, Kristin exclaims that she needs some cigarettes and more wine and that she was going to hit the convenience store up the road. Jason immediately says to her that she definitely was not driving anywhere because she was smashed. It was definitely the right call by him. And most of us just nodded to him in agreement. Almost immediately, Kristin blurts out, “fine, Chris is going to drive my car and take me then.

My eyes got wide and I did the “who me?” motion. She looked at me and said, “come on. I’ll grab my keys.” At that point, literally no one at the party gave another thought to the situation and I got up and followed her out the door. Once outside, she flipped me her keys and we were on our way. At the convenience store, I let her get out and get her goodies while I stayed in the car and messed with the radio.

As she got back into the car she gave me this devilish grin. I looked at her and said, “oh no.. what did you do?”. She smiled and looked away as she said, “oh, nothing yet.”.

As I drove away I felt her hand on my leg. She stared to caress my leg back and forth. I played it cool as she was notorious for heavy petting. Now, I’d be lying if my dick didn’t start to twitch and tingle a bit in my pants as she continued rubbing my leg. As we pulled into Jason’s neighborhood Kristin leaned in and started kissing my neck. Now, this was a first. Even with all of the flirting and heavy touching she did at work, there was never any kissing or mouth involvement. I let her nibble on my neck and caress my thigh, just playing it cool. Soon after she made her intentions clear as she began to trace the silhouette of my hardening cock through my jeans. I pulled away separating her mouth from my neck and said, “what are you doing?”. At this point she had a mix of pure lust and liquid courage going and she simply replied, “pull over right here.”

Instinctively I did what I was told. No sooner than I had the car in park, her mouth was on mine. We made out in a way that could only be described as primal. Her tongue was buried in my throat for 5 minutes and she was audibly moaning as we continued to kiss. At this point, I had no clue where all of this was going, but I was down for it. Still seated in the drivers seat and lost in a wet sloppy make out session, I moved my left hand to start massaging one of her breast through her tank top. With the first glance of my touch she moaned loudly. Almost immediately she reached down and pulled the tit that I was caressing out from her tank top. There in all of its glory was one saggy c cup breast. She had giant areolas and I simply had to have that nipple in my mouth. I leaned in and devoured it squeezing her whole breast in my hand while I sucked hard on her nipple. I shit you not, this woman must not have been touched very often because she damn near had an orgasm from this exchange. After a moment I came up for air and was met with Her positioning herself to unbutton my pants. My rock hard cock sprang to life and as she grabbed all 8” in her tiny hand she said “I knew you had a big dick. I knew it.” As she slowly stroked it and examined it she said, “goddamn, it’s big and it’s beautiful too. What a fucking great cock. I have to taste it.”

That’s when shit got real. Kristin wasted no time getting my cock into her hungry milf mouth. When I say that this woman gave me the most expertly executed blowjob of my life, I am not exaggerating. She effortlessly was able to take my entire cock deep into her throat and the way that she worked her tongue and alternated her hand in a cupping motion provided me with a toe curling experience. She was on a fucking mission and I just sat back in the drivers seat of her suv savoring the way she was devouring my cock. The slurping sounds got louder and louder as she started incorporating sucking on my balls as she worked my shaft with her hand. Every so often forcing herself to gag on my cock.

We were a solid 10 minutes into my bliss when I reached my hand down the back of her jeans and started circling my index finger around her asshole. She bucked back on my finger encouraging me to take it one step further. I shimmied my way into a better position and inserted my finger in her asshole. She pushed back against it and started to fuck my finger deeper into her hungry little hole. I remember saying to myself, “damn this is one slutty fucking moment.” Almost simultaneously, she takes my dick out of her mouth and says, “oh, you’re a dirty boy, huh?” She looked at me, smiled and said, “we’ve gotta get back to this party, you think you are ready to give me this load that I’ve been working for?” I will forever remember those words in that moment. I smiled and pushed her head back down to my cock. She was on a mission now, she was ready for my nut and she knew just how to get it out of me. It was only another minute or two and I felt the orgasm building. She was sucking the soul right out of me and I managed to give her a tap and a “I’m about to blow”. It was the courtesy move in case she didn’t want to swallow. But… of course she wanted to swallow. As I began to shoot several ropes into her mouth she took my whole cock deep into her throat. It was the first time that I experienced the sensation of shooting a rope and actually feeling it hit the back of someone’s throat. As she expertly and efficiently swallowed every single drop of my cum. She came back up for air. Her face was a mess with a mixture of saliva and tears from gagging. She smiled at me and said, “you’re fucking hot. Let’s get back before someone starts asking questions.”

As she sat back in her seat and put her tit away, I put the car in gear and drove the 3 blocks back to Jason’s.

We pulled up, Kristin cleaned her face up a bit and hopped out. We walked back into the house and no one really batted an eye. She handed out a few cigarettes and ended up on the back porch with one of her girlfriends.

A little while later, that girl, another one of our coworkers, walked by me and whispered, “so I heard you have a really big dick.” I almost choked on my beer. I guess Kristin wasnt keeping this a secret.

I got a few more great blowjobs out of the relationship and there’s even a good short story about how I fucked her in her ass in the back of her minivan a year later. Maybe that’s for another time! As always, thanks for reading. I had a massive hard on the whole time reliving it!

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