Quick backstory. I previously posted on here about an incident with my neighbor that resulted in the wife and I’s sex life increasing dramatically (if you’d like to know more about that, check out my post from a few weeks ago). My wife works in the same building as I do, but we are in different offices and have different hours. Anyway, an interesting thing started happening today.

I began getting a ton of text messages at work. At first I thought, “oh no, it’s the neighbor again.” I couldn’t check them for a short time, maybe about an hour, so they started to stack up a little. When I was finally able to check them, I was a little surprised they were from my wife. As I started scrolling through them, I was even more surprised because of what I saw.

They started innocent enough. Quite a few rapid fire texts asking me how my day is going, some kiss and wink emojis. The usual type of stuff people text each other. Then she sent me a picture of her in the bathroom. It was just a picture of her making a kiss face at the camera. Then another one of her looking a bit ornery, and another with a sexy pose. But, there were more pictures. Quite a bit more. First a pic of her after taking off her over shirt. Then her slacks came off. Each picture as I scrolled down revealed her taking off one more piece of clothing. One at a time until there was nothing left to remove.

I was shocked! Sprinkled in between the pictures were messages suggesting I come join her (the bathrooms in our building are all single person bathrooms that are accessed from the main hall and have locks). She had never done anything like this before. I was also very disappointed because by that point it had been at least 30 minutes since her last message, which said, “darn I guess not, maybe next time.” She ended it with a wink kiss emoji.

I finally replied with several messages explaining how I was stuck in a meeting and didn’t see her messages in time and I apologized. She answered back, essentially saying, “you never know, maybe we can try again tomorrow.” Now, this whole chain of messages had me turned on right in the middle of my office, which I share with several other people. Obviously I want to do this. I mean, who wouldn’t?! But, there have been other people and couples who have been fired for sexual acts in our building. Any advice?