About 10 years ago my now ex wife asked me if I could make her a butt plug/dildo specific to her masturbation needs. Everything available was not quite what she wanted, being a machinist I was able to make her a really elegant stainless steel piece with a double bulb as she requested. It was a hit, she used to use it while I was at work and tell me how good it was as she was warming up for my cock waiting for me to get home. One night over drinks she was bragging to her friends about how great of a butt toy I made for her, we were all really close, average conversation between the group at the time, the “good old days”. Fast forward to now, we have been separated (divorce still not finalized) since mid 2021, I’m with someone new, living a new and happier life.

Last night as I was scrolling Insta, I came across a post of my ex wife’s best friend, I used to be fairly close to her, and although the relationship was always platonic, I always had the fantasy of fucking her, I mean who wouldn’t really. Anyway, in this post she had made it was a mirror selfie of frazzled hair and a caption of something about how hard college is or whatever, she’s destined to be a professional student paid for by her rich parents until she’s 60. I DIGRESS. In the post in the reflection of the mirror sitting on her dresser in plain eyesight was the very specifically made, unmistakeable and elegant toy I had made over a decade ago. Being the person I am I sent her own post to her in DM and said “I see you’re enjoying the infamous butt dildo now”. She almost immediately responded with a simple “what?!?!?” followed by an “OMG”.

There was some more back and forth between us, got me fairly hard I’ll admit and I later jerked off to the thought of her using it. She deleted the post.

Feels good knowing there are some things out there that I’ve made that people just can’t help but(t) enjoy.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.