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[F] I sucked three dicks in one day
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Whenever I tell this story, it reminds me of the line in Clerks
"she's sucked 36 dicks!"
"in a row?!?"
LOL anyway! Last year, I was coming out of a breakup and was just living my best single girl life. That morning, I woke up next to the guy I hooked up with the night prior. He was laying there, naked, with such a nice cock. I woke up him by putting it in my mouth. It took him a little while to get hard but once he realized it was happening, he immediately grew in my mouth. He eventually came in my mouth and fell back to sleep.
Later that morning, I went to yoga and I had become friends with this male instructor. I had always been interested in becoming a yoga instructor so him and I would occasionally chat about the process. After this class, he connected me with the manager at the studio and the manager enrolled me a training class, for free! I was so grateful to the instructor and I asked him how I could pay him back. He laughed and said just give a free class one day! The studio had mostly emptied out by now so I smirked and grabbed his hand. I took him to the bathroom and locked the door. I sucked his dick with such passion but he never came :( I still seem him on occasion and I like to think his bulge is contributed to me!
For dinner, I went to Trader Joe's. I had heard they did a certain thing with the bell when they thought a cute girl walked in and I heard it! I looked around and saw this cute guy at the cashier smirking at me. After getting A TON of groceries, I went to his register. After I checked out, he asked me if I needed help putting the groceries in my car. I told him I actually lived in an apartment above TJ's and I got it. He said if I was okay with it, he would help. I said sure and we headed towards my apartment elevator. While in the elevator, I asked him about the bell thing and he confirmed it. I innocently asked "so you think I'm cute?" He smiled and said he checks me out every time I'm in the store. As soon as we got in my apartment, we dropped off the groceries and I gave him my number. He went back to work and I went on with my day.
BUT THEN! I was out drinking with some friends and guess who walks in! I was already pretty tipsy so I went up to him and invited him over with my friends. After another drink, I said I was "getting sleepy" and asked him to walk me home! I sucked his dick the moment we walked in the door. He came hilariously fast!
My boyfriend (who is not in this story) has never heard this story and he follows me on Reddit so tonight should be interesting LOL

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