You are a villager in Midas Village. Every year around spring the town gets overrun by slug girls. While most of the slug girls only go as far as intrude upon houses and occasional steal food, the sheer number of them starts to become overwhelming, and to make matters worse they often use the well in the center of town as a sort of cultivation area for normal slugs. It seems as if every attempt to stop them has been thwarted by their numbers alone.

You’ve tried salt, which worked for a while, but it takes a lot of salt to actually stop a slug girl, once they get into the village it becomes apparent that all the salt starts to disappear. You’ve tried keeping your door locked but given that slugs are mostly slime they just send a smaller one to get under the door and unlock it from the inside. You’ve even tried to talk to them which only ends with a few dozen propositions. A more stupid man would’ve taken them up on their offer, a more stupid man also lives across the village and his house is covered in slug girls. You tried to count them once but lost track when you realized there were some one the roof. On one hand you find it slightly disgusting that this man has single handedly made the slug problem so much worse, but at the same time, the amount of slug girls surrounding his house has made the village seem less crowed.

One day you enter your house to find a slug girl munching on some lettuce and you decide that enough is enough and go to visit the town’s elder. According to some of the older people in town, when they were children there was a time when the slugs did not bother their village is such a way. The only person you can think of that would have been an adult at that time was the elder.

Upon visiting the elder she confirms that she was around when the slugs were partially dealt with, in fact, she was the reason why they reduced in number. She told you of a tower to the west of the village where the slug leader made their home. There was time when she had been able to best her, but that time has long since passed. Having nothing better to do you decide to confront this slug leader.

The tower was just as infested with slugs as Midas Village, but after dodging slugs for so long you knew fairly well how to avoid them. You noticed that there were different kinds of slugs besides the common ones you’ve seen in the village. You saw one wearing a nun outfit which you originally thought was a one-time thing, but it turns out they’re actually another subspecies of slime. If you make it back home you made a note to tell the priest that he never stood a chance against them, poor bastard, he was replaced by a slug. Then there were the slugs that had a more goth look to them, while the other slugs wore mostly grey, these ones wore black and seemed a bit more aggressive. You decided it was best not to get caught to confirm if that aggression translated over to their actions.

Finally, you make it to the top floor and after dodging a few more slugs you finally make it to a room that was larger than any other you’ve seen in the tower. At the center of the room was a tree and on that tree where three slugs that were very different from any slug you’ve seen before. They were brightly colored, a mixture of orange and yellow hues, with slime that traveled up to their breasts that gave the illusion that they were wearing a tight dress.

Each slug seemed to be connected in their movements despite not being connected physically, it was almost unsettling, but something about them made you feel weak. You then realized what a stupid idea it was to face any leader of any monster when you haven’t even left your village once in your life before. The slug that clung to the right side of the tree beckoned you forwards, and you complied without the slightest thought of resistance.

You walked up to the one that beckoned you so closely that you lost sight of the other two. Without speaking the one closest to you placed a slimy hand on the side of your face and the warm mucus caused a tingling sensation to be inflicted on whatever skin it touched. The confrontation had ended before it had even begun. In just one touch you felt as your entire body began to grow weak, and you started to wonder why you ever disliked the slugs at all. In fact, you wondered what it would be like to be completely covered by them.

Upon seeing your current state, the slug girl smiled, and you willingly surrendered.

Explanation: This is a script relating to an event in Monster Girl Paradox where you encounter a village overrun by slugs. This is my personal favorite part of the game because there’s something about seeing nearly a hundred RPG Maker slug NPCs vibing in the village, in the homes, on top of the roofs, that I find hilarious. I also really like the slug girls in general, there was something about them that I always like but I could never really place it, maybe it was just because they aren’t the normal Kenko Cross style humanized/adorable/sexy monster girls that we all know, but they aren’t completely cursed like some of the monster girl in the game either. I think they’re the perfect mix of normal and abnormal and I also find slimy/sticky monsters hot, which is weird in itself because I hate getting dirty.

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