How, oh how, could you participate in a custom as barbaric as "No Nut November" when there are sultry elf queens to ravish?

This elfgirl script was first written three years ago, but this elven swordmaiden is as hot and feisty and elven-young and ready for you as ever. Will you take her? (Find more like her on my subreddit.) This is one of the scripts from my book Elf Girls.

To Ravish the Queen of Elves

script by /u/ravishagirl

The elfgirl’s name is Nikaia, pronounced nee – keye (rhymes with “sky”) – ah.

We hear torches guttering. Perhaps exotic music through a window. Then, suddenly, the unsheathing of a blade.

amused Stop right there, human male. Did you really think it was going to be that easy, sneaking into the elf queen’s bedchamber by night, with that hard sword clutched in your hand? teasing laughter

How DID you get so far into our domain, human? A bare-chested, sweaty human, in the hall outside the queen’s room in the palace, in the heart of the most ancient city of the elves! You can see the elven stars burn in the sky through that narrow window. You can hear the music of conch shell horns, and the night drums of our festival, where elfgirls dance naked beneath the willows and elven men vie for their attention. haughtily I suppose your human chieftains thought our holiest festival the best time to send their assassins.

And here you are. I don’t know how you got here, barbarian, but you’ll go no further. No one molests the queen of elves in her sleep unless he can first best me in battle. And I don’t think that’s likely. Do you?

Here, I’ll step from the shadows into the torchlight to give you a better look. You’ll be bleeding in this hall in a few minutes, bold mortal. I’m the last woman you’ll ever see. Take a good look.

sultry I am Nikaia. I wield a slender blade in either hand. Their steel shimmers in the torchlight. The steel of my eyes shimmers too, hot as a night on fire. My battle tattoos wind about my arms like flame.

Yes, you’re quite taller than me, human male; I’m an elfgirl. amused You can tell by my ears. They’re curved and pointed. giggles Like my blades. And I don’t walk like your human girls, do I? My shoulders back, my elven breasts lifted, my breathing deep and full. You like the sight of me, don’t you? In my tight leather armor. I am graceful, confident, supple and strong as an ancient tree.

merry laughter at something he says … Stand aside and you’ll be merciful to me??? Arrogant male. The elven queen and I have known each other since we were little girls. I’m not about to let you have her. If you think your height and those … absurdly thick human muscles … mmmm … if you think your biceps give you any advantage over ME, you should know that I’ve been dancing the blades centuries before you were born.

fierce but amused Guard yourself, human.

clash of blades

her merry laughter Oh, you dance well! And you’re so fast.

clash

And strong. Oh, this will be a challenge. I haven’t had a real challenge in so long. The human kingdoms should send rugged, masculine assassins after our queen more often.

clash

It’s only a matter of time, human. You should give up. You have one sword, I have two. giggling

clash

Oh, how your eyes burn as you watch me dance.

clash

As you watch me MOVE. You’ve never seen a body like this, have you?

clash

breathless A lithe voluptuous, elven body. Graceful as the morning and sleek as the night. Oh, you would like to touch me, wouldn’t you, warrior? I see it in your eyes. How you blaze with desire for me. Does it light fire in your loins, dancing the blades with me? teasing You won’t conquer me, mortal. I can’t BE conquered. For all I know, you may be the best swordsman in the human kingdoms, but I am the finest swordswoman of the elves. You will not best me, human barbarian.

clanging of blades

improv her laughter and swordplay

she gasps Oh! That thrust slipped past my guard and cut the leather straps at my shoulder! Mmm, barely grazing my skin. You could have cut off half my head, but instead … you’ve chosen to cut away half my top. Mmm, see? breathless The leather has slipped down and the swell of my left breast is soffft … and naked. Just a few battle sigils inked into my skin.

The night air through that window feels good on my breast. I should thank you, warrior.

clash of blades

giggling

Am I exciting you?

clash

teasing Did you want to see my breast bounce as we battle?

clash

Such a primal human beast. Don’t think I’ll waste MY time cutting off YOUR clothes. Not that you have many. If I get through your guard, I’m going straight for your heart. giggle It’ll look pretty in a jar on my shelf, won’t it?

clashing

breathless You are really surprisingly good at this. Who trained you? Where did you learn to fight this way? Some of these moves, I haven’t seen them before. That one was like a wolf flickering in the shadows, and that parry was like a rhino lifting its horn. It’s really quite wonderful. I want to know who taught you!

gasps

You … cut away my top from my other shoulder!

Well.

Here are my breasts. Naked and sweet and swollen and ready to be touched. Mmm, maybe I’ll touch them and give myself pleasure, after I’ve cut out your heart. You ARE good at this. Exciting, really.

clashing

And I confess a little of my warm elven honey IS trickling down my thighs, under my tight battle-skirt. I haven’t had a duel this exhilarating in two hundred years. I am SO glad they sent you.

Before you die, you MUST tell me who taught you.

clashing

That’s it. Watch my breasts dance as I move. Watch my tits. Not my blades.

giggling Be distracted, mortal invader!

clashing

panting a little

All right, I … don’t seem to be able to get past your guard at all. How is that possible? I’m actually pressed.

clashing

panting with exertion

Pressing your advantage? Forcing me back toward the window? That won’t do.

Clashing

Ha! A cut right across your hip. panting Yes, I know it’s barely a scratch, but it burns a little, doesn’t it? Oh, give me something, you muscled barbarian. I’m used to leaving an opponent in pieces by now. At least be good-natured about it and wince or whimper a little.

grunting in exertion as the swords clash

It’s like fighting a giant. Or a rockface. worried It’s a good thing I’m good at this.

clashing

Ohh…okay … the windowsill. whimpers My hips are on the windowsill. The night air at my back. Well, that’s not good. Really, really not good. Mmm, though the music outside DOES sound lovely. My people are dancing beneath the willows. Not as sweaty and hot as I am dancing, but …

clashing, and one of her blades flies from her hand

gasps You’ve sent one of my blades flying, out the window! Oh, the arc it makes in the starlight, flashing through the air—that IS pretty.

clashing

I … I can’t … move you. panting

Oh, you like what my tits are doing as I pant? You like the sweat trickling down between my breasts?

out of breath You really AREN’T going to win, you know. I MUST defend the queen!

clashing blades

a little cry

You!!! You human savage! You’ve … you’ve cut open my battle-skirt! And bared my naked elven pussy! You beast. she gives a little scream Die, human!

clashing of blades

her furious little grunts as she fights him

then her startled cry

All right, barbarian warrior. panting All right, all right. You have my blade pinned to the sill. Your hand at my throat. her breaths come in quick little gasps You could take away my breath with a squeeze of your fingers. Or you could push me over the windowsill.

I shudder to admit it, but you have bested me. At least momentarily. I don’t know quite how you did it.

I’ll … let go … of my blade.

it clatters

softly Do not hurt me, human. You and I, let’s talk. You have time to talk, don’t you? I won’t cry out. No one would hear me; all the other elves are at the holy dance, and the queen is sleeping just through that door and you have all night to do whatever heinous things you came here to do to her.

So, delay a moment, warrior, and let’s … talk. Mmm, about your intentions.

What are you going to do with Nikaia of the elves, with Nikaia of the blades?

You have me completely naked. Tattooed and hot and helpless. My battle skirt in a pool about my feet. My breasts heaving. My soft elven lips … parted. Strands of my hair sweaty across my face. My thighs … look. whispers Just look. My thighs are such … soft … cream.

breathing hard How your eyes burn above mine.

Are you really going to tip me out this window? To watch my beautiful elven body fall to the street far below? Is that REALLY what you’re going to do with your vanquished elfgirl? Slay her?

he kisses her, fierce and passionate

she moans sweetly into the kiss

Mmmmm. That’s a better idea. But you call that a kiss, human? THIS is a kiss.

kissing

the kiss is long and sensual and heated

it is so long and so hot, it goes on, and she maons into his mouth, muffled and hungry

breathless after That … is how you kiss an elfgirl.

gasps You’re parting my thighs. moans Forcing your hips between my legs. gaspy and aroused Are you going to ravage me, right on this windowsill? Where I dare not squirm or struggle for fear of falling? Is that what you came here for, human? To fuck an elfgirl? While my tits heave and my pussy tightens and my eyes shine in the starlight?

fierce and sultry Let the queen sleep and dream her dreams of empire, human boy. My cunt will clench your cock as tight as hers. I’ll show you.

moans Mmmn, your hands. That’s it, mortal. You like having your hands on my elven tits? aroused My nipples swell and harden more than a human girl’s. Pinch them, warrior. Mmmn! I was going to cut out your heart. moans Press your advantage, you masculine beast. Pinch my nipples. Squeeze my tits. moans

You must have fantasized about this often in your primitive human war-camp, while you tossed and writhed in your bedding. So many nights, you must have imagined pinning a captured elfgirl under you, covering her mouth, making her squeal into your hand as you forced pleasure on her. Show me what you fantasized about, you rugged brute. What does a human barbarian dream of doing to an elfgirl’s hot, full tits?

squeals

You bit me!

panting desperately

squeals again

You dreamed of BITING my tits?!

whimpers of arousal All right, human. Bite me! Bite my tits!

moaning and gasping

Be savage to me! Like a wolf to his mate! Mark my sensitive elven flesh! moans

whispers hotly You’ve bested me. Claim your spoils, warrior.

a sudden cry

Your fingers … inside me! You brute! I am small and tight! Mortal!

her moans and squeals

I’m squirming! Slick and hot. Flooding your hand with my nectar. panting What you’re doing to me! You beast.

Kiss me, you animal. Kiss me and fuck me with those fingers. Mmmphh!

grunting and whimpering helplessly against his mouth as he kisses her

we hear the rustling of the human warrior’s garments

she whimpers against his mouth

panting You’ve bared your cock! You’ve taken out your cock! flustered and hot You really mean to do this to me. You’re going to fuck me. You’re going to fuck me with that hard human cock!

low and sultry With this cock. Oh, feel my fingers curl around it … whispers oh, so big.

How you throb in my hand.

So warm.

You REALLY want to ravish me.

Do it, then.

growls Do it. I will defend the queen. Take me instead. moans Ravage me, human. Fuck me.

beside herself with arousal Here, right here. This is my tight heat. Right here. This small, wet opening. whispers You can take it. Take me, mortal. Push your cock inside me.

whimpering with need I’ll let go of your cock. Wrap my arms around you, my fingers clutching at your shoulders. Hold my hips when you thrust in me, human. Do NOT drop me into the street below. Do not. Oh, fuck. I can feel that brutal human cock rubbing against my tight pussy. Oh, human. Human. moans Hold me tight and don’t drop me, and I promise I’ll squirm so well for you. Wet and wriggling in your arms. panting Kiss my tits and fuck me. Fuck your elf-captive by starlight.

she cries out as he enters her

a few breathless squeals as she tries to take him, his girth, his roughness

panting You’re going to tear me apart, human!

passionate grunts and moans for a few moments as they fuck

You’re stretching me! I’m so … SO tight! Unnh! Unnh! Unnh! Feel me cling to your shoulders and rock my hips, oh yes, yes, yes, unnh, unnh, unnh, fucking RAVAGE me, human! Unnh! Unnh! I could have slain you! Unnh! Now FUCK me until I’m a soaked, sweaty, whimpering mess! Unnh! Unnh! Come ON! FUCK ME! Harder! Unnh! Unnh!

her passionate grunts

a SQUEAL

Oh, how you SINK that cock in me! Oh my GODDESS! YES!

panting

You take this cunt, warrior. You take this hot elven cunt! I am Nikaia of the elves! Take it, mortal! Take what you want! Fuck me! Warrior, GIVE. ME. PLEASURE! cries of pleasure Feel me squeeze and … ohh! yes! … I’ll swirl my hips … panting … more, more, more …

Oh yes, YES, grab my tits! But so help me, mortal, if you spill me out this window, I WILL cut out your heart! Oh GODDESS! Hold me tight!

he covers her mouth with his hand firmly

Mmmph! mmmph!

she cries out into his hadn, wildly, passionately, desperately, her elfgirl body on fire with passion and need

a biting sound

moans Yes! I bit your hand! Your hand on my mouth! I bit you! I can bite, too! I can bite. I need to scream, I need to SCREAM!

she does

wailing with pleasure Oh warrior, warrior! Your cock, your cock, your cock! I can’t! I can’t! WHY did the gods give humans such … thick … cocks?!!!

improv intense, passionate sex

Your cock is so beautiful inside me. Your cock is a fucking warrior! Unnh! Unnh! Unnh! It’s so hot inside me! So hot! So hot! Oh warrior, warrior, feel my cunt GRIP your cock, yes YES! squeals Beautiful male! Hear the music of my people, the dancing elves, hear it, hear it, all of them at the sacred festival, none of them know their quee – she stops herself from saying it – their swordswoman, their sweet strong Nikaia, is being FUCKED! squeals Oh, your fingers bruise my breasts! Pound me, pound me, pound me! Oh, yes, yes, YES.

wildly Am I everything you dreamed? When you writhed and moaned and fucked your fist, on your bedding, in your barbaric war-camp? Am I as tight, as small, as slick as you dreamed? Oh goddess, I am SOAKED in sweat! I’m going to yield, I’m going to yield and yield and yield! Warrior, have mercy! Don’t finish in me! Finish on my tits! Finish on my soft thighs! On my cheeks and chin! Oh, cover me with your semen! Be a barbarian to me and leave me dripping with your hot seed! Just not inside me! Have mercy!

panting What do you mean ‘no mercy’? What do you mean ‘no mercy’!!! Wait, wait, wait, wait, warrior! Warrior! Not in me! Not in me! Not inside me!!!!! No! You brute!! Wait! Ahhhh!!

she screams in orgasm

a low wail

she barely has any breath

I … I … am clinging. To you. Panting. And sweaty. And so full of your cock.

a whimper of pleasure and shocked realization

You spilled your seed in me, human.

You … animal.

in wonder How could you?

breathless, awed I have been completely … ravaged … by a human warrior.

panting

suddenly a little vulnerable, her voice small Hold me. whispers Please.

Hold me.

she makes soft little noises in his arms for a few moments

Such strong, human arms. whispers Oh, I can’t believe what just happened to me.

Oh, human. Your cock in me is … wonderful.

Beautiful male. Mmmn.

kissing him

soft little noises into the kiss

softly I let you win. You know that, right? giggles I hadn’t been fucked hard in so long.

And I’ve never been fucked like THIS.

giggling With my warm elven ass on this windowsill. breathily Don’t drop me, warrior. Hold me.

kissing

Mmm. I have a … proposition.

Mmm-hmm.

Why don’t you take me captive for a few nights? Let the queen sleep in her bedchamber. You can have … me. giggles I did squirm well, didn’t I?

flustered Why … why are you laughing?

You … squeaks … you knew?!!

You knew all along I was the queen of the elves?!

blushing, angry and aroused Do you mean to tell me this whole time, you knew you were ravishing the queen?! That you were making the queen squirm on your cock? You … you … beast!

the sound of a blade

haughty, still breathless You may have tossed MY blades aside, but you forgot to watch YOURS. Now it’s at your throat, mortal. An elven queen is not like some human princess. proudly I am a hot, naked, tattooed battle-elf! With a blade at your throat.

What … ? I look … fetching … with my face flushed in anger, my breasts heaving? indignant and aroused Oh!!

I should slit your throat, mortal! You CAME in the queen of the elves. You have NO idea the diplomatic incident THIS is going to cause. Yes, I’m sure assassinating me in my sleep would have been worse, but still.

sighs softly I guess if I do bear a child, I can’t exactly execute the child’s father. Mmmn. Especially not when he has SUCH a cock. Oh, how your cock throbs in me.

whispers Stop that. Seriously. We have negotiations to do. You can’t just fuck me agai- ahhh! Unnh!

growls Oh, you arrogant mortal. panting Yes, yes, it’s true. My tight elven cunt CRAVES this cock.

a helplessly aroused sound

I came back to the palace alone while my people danced and drummed and fucked to the holy music under the willows, because I was so BORED. You have no idea how BORING it is to be the queen. It’s all war councils and disputes over the price of passionfruit, and demanding tribute from sweaty, rebellious humans, and arguments over land, and ceremonies by moonlight and by sunrise, and … taxes. So many taxes. Ugh. And one of my spies told me an assassin might come tonight.

And he DID cum tonight, didn’t he? giggling

her voice burns with heat I made him cum.

Mmmn, so, once the festival started, I … snuck … back. Looking for a little excitement, a little adventure. playful And you certainly delivered the adventure!

giggling Aren’t you glad you didn’t drop me out the window?

Mmmmn. You know, my people will be dancing all night under the willows. No one’s going to find you or think of executing you for at least another seven hours. So. Right over there, through that door, there IS a big bed with satin sheets and a canopy of silk supported on posts of ivory and oak. And … I SHOULD dance tonight. Every elven woman should dance tonight, even the queen. I danced the blades, but I need to dance naked for a male. It pleases the goddess. Mmmn, so why don’t I take you to my bed, tie you spread to those posts, dance like you have NEVER seen a woman dance, and fuck you ‘til the sun rises?

Or until your hard human cock can’t take it anymore. Whichever comes first.

softly A few of these sigils and spells tattooed red on my body aren’t for battle. whispers They’re for fucking.

Mmmn. And once you’re exhausted and you’re bound and shaking on my bed, I can interrogate you … with kisses … and find out what human chieftain wanted me assassinated tonight. Because that really isn’t nice. I don’t LIKE being assassinated.

Come on. Take me to bed.

Or we can keep trying to kill each other. Either way. giggles

Mmmn. That’s my good warrior.

rustling as they get up

moans Oh, I’m so sore. You REALLY fucked me hard. whimpers I don’t even know if I can walk after that … that massive cock. You humans fuck like gods. It is definitely unfair. quivers No one should be able to just destroy an elf queen like this. whimpers

in wonder Oh … what’s this? Ohhhh, your cum is leaking out of my pussy, warm and sticky down my leg. Mmm. Wow. moans I am Nikaia, queen of the elves, and I am dripping human cum down my leg.

Okay, okay. Seven hours til dawn. Don’t … don’t try anything, warrior. I still have this big sword. See? Sword. Whoosh!

sound of sword cutting through air

breathless To the bedroom! You’re going to tell me EVERYthing about who sent you here, and you’re going to fuck me again with that frighteningly thick human cock until I can’t even think or breathe or speak. To bed! Or ... wait. Kiss me first. Mmmn, let me press my lithe elven body to you … my tits against your chest … my pussy pressed to your thigh. whispers This pussy you ravaged.

breathless Kiss me. Kiss me, human.

a deep, sensual kiss

moaning into the kiss

the sword clattering to the ground

breathless I’m disarmed again? Oh, fine. a sultry, moaning whine of need Never mind who has captured who. Just take me to bed and fuck me. Take me to bed, warrior! And fuckkk me!

kissing

hungry moans into the kiss

the audio ends