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I believe this is the furthest I can stray from God...
I was part of a very... interesting conversation last night involving pirate porn and tentacles and so I thought "fuck it, why not" and decided to mix the two, but with a comedic flare. I hope you all like the idea of being fucked senseless by the Kraken.
Here be the plot Captain: You're captain of a pirate ship. Sailing the seven seas with a loyal crew of salty sea dogs and wreaking havoc wherever you go. But all that changes when you accidentally capture a strange creature in your fishing net. Looks like *you're* the catch of the day...
Read these scripts at your own risk...
To any VA's crazy enough to fill this, good luck...
Enjoy!
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