(Excerpt from partway through the script)

Princess 1: It’s really, really hard to get a boyfriend when you kill any boy that shows any interest in us.

Princess 2: Now they’re all afraid to even look at us. They’re terrified of you, Daddy.

Princess 1: And that isn’t fair at all. They should be terrified of us!

Princess 2: Everyone should be terrified of us, and for good reason.

Princess 1: Except for you, Daddy. We love you, even if you keep us from having boyfriends, or at least sex-slaves.

Princess 2: And even if you’re likely to have us executed as we get older, for no good reason at all.

Princess 1: So that’s why it’s very important we spend quality time together.

Princess 2: Yes. Doing family things. Like eating meals together.

Princess 1: Or terrorizing entire solar systems.

Princess 2: Yes, that’s a good one. Or sex.

Princess 1: Oh, that’s an even better one. Definitely sex. With Daddy, and possibly each other.

Princess 2: Yes, fuck us, Daddy! It will be ever so much fun!

Full Script Here

I wrote this several years ago, but I don't think it's ever been publicly posted. It's loosely based on something like Flash Gordon and other similar shows where there is an evil space emperor who just casually conquers or destroys worlds, and who executes or exiles people or even family on a whim. I tried to capture some of that over-the-top space opera feeling from them, and from the Flash Gordon movie, but mixed with a porn aspect, ala "Flesh Gordon" which I vaguely recall seeing once.

I actually have multiple scripts in process that explore the space operate theme with an evil emperor that I may get to someday. We'll see I guess. I am a fan of that Flash Gordon-y type scenario in general, but haven't really published any scripts related to it until now.

If anyone wishes to record this, please feel free to make any changes you wish. Also please feel free to comment, but please don't tag others in your comments. I wouldn't want any performers to feel like they needed to look at this, let alone perform it because someone else had tagged them.

Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy the script.