THE AUDIO

(I'm using Whyp.it because Soundgasm wouldn't let me upload even after repeatedly trying for over two hours 🥲)

After falling out of favor with his brother, King Viserys, Daemon Targaryen decides to take his dragon and fly to his family's ancestral castle in Dragonstone. There, he invites his secret lover (so secret she's not even in the show 🫢) to stay with him.

A little while after the first episode came out, I went to look for some House of the Dragon audios and realized I couldn't find ANY at all, and I thought "well, time for me to be the change I want to see in the world!" So I wrote some dialogue, fired up my recording software, put on a wildly inconsistent British accent (I tried, okay 🥲) and got to recording.

Now, sure, I miiiiight be super rusty after goodness knows how many months of not writing or recording anything, but I figured it would turn out fine... right? Maybe? :'D

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite part? I got you 😎

• 00:00 - The moody intro where Daemon meets his secret lover; she's so secret she's not in the books or the show... listen, I didn't want to make the listener be Mysaria, I mean what if you don't like the character? 😅 (also this is "moody" because I abused and over-used all the rain and ocean sound effects in GarageBand 🫣)

• 01:00 - Some kissing, or how did this go from "hey how are you" to "let's make out bb" so quickly? I guess I COULD say that this is because Daemon Targaryen is an aggressive man who never waits, but the truth is that it's just sloppy writing on my part >.>

• 01:45 - Some [breast worship], and it hasn't even been two minutes. Some people spend a good long while building up the relationship and letting the tension build, but here? Call me the Ironborn fleet, because I'm coming in fast and I'm about to motorBOAT someth- OK, I'm sorry, that was terrible 🙈

• 02:40 - [cunnilingus], because deep down inside, buried underneath the sarcasm, violence, and poor life choices, Daemon is really a good guy who cares. Maybe. Or maybe after years of talking about being a dragon, he's decided he wants to be a turkey and gobble-gobble yo' puss- OK I'm sorry- 🙈

• 04:30 - Orgasm from cunnilingus, and also my bad and wildly inconsistent British accent pretty much vanishes for a while. Pretend you don't notice. You do not perceive meeeee. 🇬🇧

• 05:40 - "It's time we see to my needs." Imagine Daemon saying this as he rubs his chin while wearing a baseball cap sideways and going "ahaaa, bbgurl~" OK that's a mental image you didn't need-

• 06:20 - This is just penetration, some steamy(?) stuff in Valyrian, and then a whole lot of dirty talk in English. Yes, I really Googled how to say stuff in Valyrian, just to keep the show's vibe.

• 08:45 - The "let's conveniently cum together at the same time" scene. If you're someone who can't cum twice in the span of 4 minutes and 15 seconds, the thought might make your bits ache and not in a pleasant way 😅 But it's part of the ✨ F A N T A S Y ✨ (also it's because of sloppy writing on my part)

• 09:25 - pew pew pew Orgasm. Also, fun fact: I recorded this at 4 in the morning and I was trying to stay quiet because I didn't want my roommates to wake up to me grunting like a weirdo. BUT when I was editing the audio, I realized "wait, Daemon owns the castle in Dragonstone, and he wouldn't be quiet at all, that man would probably be loud and proud and doing some primal screaming as he busts that 🥜" I hope this dissonance doesn't ruin your enjoyment of the audio ✌️

• 09:50 - Anywho, this is just some kissing to wrap things up.

...uh, enjoy?

(unrelated edit: I just remembered I made an Oberyn Martell audio years ago 🤓 And I did a much better job with the accent >.>)