After being sent to retrieve an alien artifact from the planet of Suck’esh, The Commander and crew of the TF-Bangder begin to make the long voyage home. A 3-generation long mission to bring peace to the galaxy after a time of war may finally be nearing its end.

However, chaos ensues when the crew of the TF-Bangder are attacked by two ships, an unknown enemy. Unable to make it to an escape pod, the Commander crash lands on the nearby world of Bar’mesh.

And so, in the wreckage the Commander is discovered by two Thorisian officials on a secret mission for the Empress of Thoris…

THE COMMANDER (The listener): Captain of the ship TF-Bangder and holding rank of Commander in the Kavarian Conglomerate. He is intelligent, head-strong and, while he is always thorough in achieving his objective, he never lets business get in the way of pleasure.

C'SARIAN - played by the gorgeous u/Alea_iacta_est_irA: A Thorisian Mistress sent to the world of Bar'mesh on a mission for the Empress. She is one of the Empress' inner circle and will stop at nothing to achieve her goals. She is intelligent, confident, determined and incredibly attractive.

TESCILIA (moi): A young Thorisian student sent to the world of Bar'mesh on a mission for the Empress. She is a shy and impressionable girl under the tutelage of senior professional Mistress C'sarian. Her lessons have shown her to be adept in electronics and archaeology. However, she should brush up on her alien anatomy.

The genius behind this hilarious script is u/Small-oo-Ville

We'll Bang, Okay?

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Alea and I recorded this live and I must say it's been a while since we had so much fun. If you'd like to listen to the uncut version full of bloopers and giggles, please, feel free.

Battletits Galactica Uncut

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If you'd only like to hear the bloopers

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Intro and outro "music" made by me, spaceship ambience, footsteps, door.

^{Disclaimer: All characters depicted in this audio are fictional and consenting adults. Written by an adult, performed by adults, and only to be listened to by adults.}