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It’s spring, which means sunshine and rainbows and a shit-ton of pollen, which for you, means allergies. So of course, your asshole coworker just has to bring flowers into the workplace, when he should know you’re allergic to those spermy little things! But plot twist–the flowers emit a special kind of pollen–the sexy kind! Allergy-induced activities ensue.
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Disclaimer: This is a fictional work written by an adult and intended for an adult audience only. All characters depicted are 18 .
Yes, I realize the idea of sex pollen is very stupid, and I love it hehe. Did I just sexualize allergies? Maybe, and I'm sorry because I am personally aware that they are anything but sexy. But rest assured, this is all just fantasy, because I don't even know where these people are fucking. A break room? Idk, I didn't think that far. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy, and bless you (for your sneezes)!
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