*expected. Sorry. Butterfingers! 😅

!!! Disclaimer: Might be triggering to people with eating disorders !!!

While outside jogging along, I was stuck in thoughts about when I last ate a chocolate bar, and feelings of kind of missing them.

As someone active in GWA my mind went of course straight to making a script out of that situation.

Since eating copious amounds of candy is bad for humans in general, a demon was pretty much the ideal choice for the performing role.

Summary for the VA:

You are a succubus summoned to eat candy for some newly converted health and fitness nut. To make things interesting for you, you make the listener masturbate while you munch on the sweet candies.

Summary for the Listener:

As you have been on a new healthy life path for a few month now, you started missing eating candy. You know you shouldn't do it, and sussed out an infernal plan to kind of eat candy by proxy through a demon.

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[with full mouth] You know almonds are pretty great for your cardiovascular system.

They give you a decreased heart disease risk and help with weight loss and satiety...

[munching away] But they are a clear example for one of the incidental deals with the devil you humans came up with by yourself.

[swallowing] Did you know almonds are farmed in california big? And that they use up most of the drinking water in the process?

Even in massive droughts? Funny as hell, isn't it?

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LINK TO SCRIPT: CLICK ME!! [ca. 2000 words]

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No description of listeners gender, no reall name calling but "pervert" and "mortal" (so things you'd expect a succubus to call you)

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^{​ Change wording how you feel comfortable, flip the gender of the performer if you want, tho improvise as long as the story and tone still are in the same vein, if you want to monetize it somewhere like with youtube ads that's ok but don't put it behind a paywall, and if you use the script please comment and post your audio with a link to the reddit post where you found it. Oh, yeah and credit me for the script, lol. Thanks! Yeah don't put a reddit link on youtube, just credit me as "Courage\}Soup on Reddit" there.)