Oh, don’t be such a chicken. Your sister won’t miss the makeup I’m using, or notice if someone was wearing her clothes for a little bit. Besides, there’s money at stake here.

No, don’t come in yet. Just keep your eyes open in case your sister comes back from classes early. I was thinking if that happened we’d run into your room, shut the door, and pretend we were having sex. That would probably make her turn around and leave again before she could even notice I’d been messing with her stuff.

Well, she wouldn’t know it was us having sex. I mean, not really having sex. Just making lots of sexy noises and bouncing on the bed and stuff. Of course she wouldn’t expect you and this little tomboy to be boning. But it’s not like she’s going to burst into your bedroom here to check, or likely to hang around.

But she’s got class at least for the next few hours. And I’ve got a bet to win.

People keep asking if we’re related. Not just you and me, but me and her. And of course you and her, although in that case the two of you can honestly answer yet to that. At one point I did honestly ask my mom if she knew your dad, but she swore up and down she had never met him.

You never saw the resemblance though. It didn’t help with the clothes I wore or the lack of makeup or the short hair. Or maybe the attitude. You somehow can’t see that you and me look a bit alike, or me and your sister look a lot alike.

Or at least I could. Your sister has worn lots of makeup for years according to you. I’ve dabbled in it, despite being a tomboy. That was mostly my mother’s influence. So I don’t need to try to look like her with a naked face. I need to match her makeup style.

Then I needed to get a decent wig. One close enough to her hair that I could then style a bit on my own. Well, I had some help from a friend that does cosplay. I just didn’t tell her who I was cosplaying as.

Because it might have seemed a little weird if I said I was cosplaying as my best friend’s sister...

Full Script Here

I haven't written much of been around much lately. I'm about a month into not feeling so well, and honestly today is the first time I felt like writing anything. But I did manage to do so, and pop out this little script based upon an idea I had.

All characters are legal adults. Thanks for reading, and please feel free to comment if you like it. However, I'd ask that you don't tag others in your comments.

This is mainly a one-pass write of the script, with some basic spellchecking after, so there's mistakes and the expected bad phrasing and awkward sentences of a Homer script. If anyone wishes to change anything, please feel free to do so.