Preamble:

This was actually the first script I wrote for GWA back in January. It developed into a weird direction and I thought to myself: 'No, that's just too weird.' But since then I went over the script a few more times; most recently again with the help of u/DryDevil to weed out all the weird little liguistic traps I stumbled into while writing.

Now it's in a shape that's a bit more presentable, so why the hell not? There is way weirder stuff on here already, some of it I wrote myself.

Again, no incest featured in here, but they talk about it a lot in this and roleplay it. For science!

Summary:

You just were assigned to be the worlds first time traveller! It was a close race with your tomboyish female collegue you had a fling with a few years back. Of course she's kinda disappointed, but you are friends, so she tries to be supportive.

She finds out you don't even know the most simple things about paradoxa and tries to explain them to you in a way you can understand and remember, when your first trip in time is just minutes away!

[In disbelief] Wait... Is this turning you on?

[sneaky] Hang on a second.

[Fork falls to the cantina floor] Oh - Oops! Better scoop that up!

[Crouching under the table sounds]

[Bonks her head at underside of the table]

Fuck! Ow!

[Surprised, muffled] Jesus! Oh my god! You've got a massive boner - what the fuck dude!

Massive boner for grandma bulldog...

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^{Change wording how you feel comfortable, (flip the gender of the performer if you want, you probablyhave to rework a lot for that, tho improvise as long as the story and tone still are in the same vein, if you want to monetize it somewhere like with youtube ads that's ok but don't put it behind a paywall, and if you use the script please comment and post your audio with a link to the reddit post where you found it. Oh, yeah and credit me for the script, lol. Thanks! Yeah don't put a reddit link on youtube, justcredit me as "Courage\}Soup on Reddit" there.)