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There's soon to be a jousting tournament! And the listener, a brave knight, will take part in the competition. Meanwhile, the speaker, a very forward princess, desires to help her champion with his jousting skills. Which, surprisingly, is best done in her bed chamber.
Come, join the princess and her knight as they discuss the finer points of chivalry!
Do you wish for me to be your jousting dummy? Do you wish to put my defenses to the test?
'Tisn't a fair contest, though. I have no lance, nor any shield.
I cannot even protect my bosom from your lecherous stare. How can I keep your pole at bay?
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