Thanks for coming so quickly. Thanks for coming at all, really. I know we haven’t talked in a while. You didn’t want to speak to me after your best friend started to date the guy that had bullied you all through high school, and now into college. He was never mean to me though. He’s always had a crush on me since we were kids, and finally asked me out on a date earlier this year.

This is his dorm room right here. He just asked me to marry him. See, this is his grandma’s wedding ring. We had a romantic walk around the campus. We kissed by the fountain in the moonlight. Then he put the ring on my finger. So I thought you should know. That’s why I texted you and said it was important. I needed you to be here for this special moment.

Thanks. I’m very happy for me too. I’ve been looking forward to this for quite some time.

Wait. Don’t go. Before you do, I want to make things right between the two of you. He truly does love me, more so than any of those other girls he’s been in a relationship with before.

So please just come into his room with me. I promise that this won’t be too bad. It’s important to me that this bad blood be resolved between the two of you once and for all. I know I haven’t talked to you much in months, but I still consider you my best friend.

Please… do this for me. Just come in with me.

Thank you. You really won’t regret this.

<sweetly> Honey, I’m back.

Please forgive him for not standing up. He can’t, since I tied him to his chair. I told him that after he proposed, I was ready to give myself to him. That I’d even do a sexy striptease for him first. But that I was still so nervous I needed to tie him to the chair before I could feel comfortable taking my clothes off in front of him. So I tied him up real good, and then immediately called you. He’s just now realizing that the night is not going to go the way he expected.

What? Did you really think I was at all interested in this asshole? He’s made my best friend’s life hell for years. If I’m going to fall for any guy at all, he’s going to be the last guy I would have a thing for. But once he asked me out, I suddenly developed a plan...

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I originally posted this here well over a year ago, and it got a fair amount of upvotes and some nice comments. I do like the script too. It was never filled, and just recently I had someone ask if I could repost it, to see if perhaps someone would be interesting in filling it this time.

If anyone wishes to record this, please feel to make whatever changes you wish.

Thanks for reading, and thanks to the people that have continued to express an interest in this script getting filled long after it was originally posted.