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[F4M] [Script Fill] This audio was totally not written by an AI [Shitpost] [Friends to Lovers] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Sex] [Creampie] [Wait for the punchline]; TWO versions! [lots of Laughter][12:55] [serious][8:25]; script by [u/MrSkeletonGloves]
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Such-Television-9423 is a female looking for a male in u/MrSkeletonGloves
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Shitpost Monday! Part 1/2. Had two recorded and uh, since they're shitposts, I'm posting both today! This is the first of the two I'm posting today, check out the second one here!

It said AI! It said shitpost! I had to do it!

Then I read the script and couldn't stop laughing. Attempted a recording. Stopped. Attempted another. Listened back to the partial recording it was and promptly started dying again.

***Premise***: Coming up with script ideas is difficult. And writing them is even harder. What if there were an easier way? Imagine selecting a few parameters like "F4M" and "Friends to Lovers," and a complex algorithm procedurally generates the script for you. It would be so easy!

I would imagine early versions of that software would be full of bugs. Maybe the program wouldn't understand how to use contractions. Maybe someone forgot a semicolon or a bracket, so some of the "under the hood" code winds up visible.

So that brings us to this script, which was totally not written by an artificial intelligence. A very real human person wrote this.

u/MrSkeletonGloves, PLEASE this script is AMAZING but also I'm NOW going to have the names VARIABLE:<redacted>_<redacted> and VARIABLE:<redacted>_<redacted>_<redacted> in my head while I sit through my intro coding lecture tomorrow and I'll have to be stifling my laughter. Fuck, lol.

Because I couldn't get through this without a full run-through of laughing as much as I'd like, here's two versions. I had recorded the silly attempt first, but I'll leave it up to you which to listen to, and in what order, if both!:

Serious attempt [with all the sexy sounds] (yayyy got through it without laughing!) Length: 8:25

Silly attempt [with limited sexy sounds and copious laughter and commentary] Length: 12:55

Happy Laughter!

-VARIABLE:NAME_OF_PERFORMER

~Vee ;)

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