Summary: Listener has misplaced her charging cable, and you offer to help. You can thank that 3am spider sighting.

note: There are two optional sections: cunnilingus and creampie mention

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Script:

*knock knock*

Yeah, it's open.

*pause/door open*

Hey, what's up?

Charging cable? Uh.... *rummages*

Here - my phone's done charging.

*confused* I thought you had an android.

I mean I have an iphone charger cause I borrowed my friend's ipad...

...What type of charging cable are you looking for?

Well, where did you leave it last?

...Did you throw it out? With your other bag of give-away stuff? I know you were cleaning out your closet yesterday. Or whenever that was.

W-wait no no no. Why are you getting upset?

Look, it's okay, you can just borrow mine, see?

*pause*

*getting angry* Hey, don't "whatever" me. I wasn't the one that threw it out!

Get back here.

Yes! We are sorting this out. Don't-

*door slam*

*deep breath, then knock on door* Look, I know we haven't been roommates for long, but if -you're- mad then -I- can't relax so can we fix this? Please?

*waiting*

*door opens slowly*

*sigh* Tell me what's wrong. What are you trying to charge?

Wait- no!

*door slam*

Really?

*big sigh*

I'm not leaving until you talk with me.

*door opens again*

Hi. What's going on?

Embarrassed?

*pause*

Hiding your face is not explaining anything.

*sympathetic sigh*

Show me, please? What needs to be charged. Maybe I have a cable for it somewhere.

I don't get why you're so embarrassed.

*pause as they bring out a vibrator*

I... can't tell what that is. I mean it's a cute color but-

Oh.

OH *blush* I-is that a vibrator?

*clears throat*

C-can I see? I- I mean I *clears throat* I -might- have a similar cable or...

So.. how do you use this?

I-I mean - how do you turn it on?

*awkward* A-and this part- *sweating* goes against... *blushing* or.. in...

*gets serious and clears throat* I mean if it was the cable that came with it, it’ll be proprietary... I don't know if I have anything that would fit... or have anything compatible. I wouldn't want to ruin the battery or anything...

*awkward pause*

Were you... in the middle of..?

Hey! Don't glare at me! You walked in on -me- last week, remember? I think I'm entitled to know.

No! I'm not leaving your room! Stop- stop pushing me!

*small struggle* God, you're stronger than you look.

Look. Stop. No. *warning* Stop.

Can we get past- whatever this is?

*angry sigh* I haven't cum since you walked in on me last week, so trust me, you're not the only one on edge.

*mumble repeating after them* What do I mean...

I mean I haven't... you know... finished.

*pause, they're not getting it*

*clarify with a list* I haven't jacked off, rode the pleasure train, gotten off at the pinnacle, lightened the load, taken care of the blue family jewels, relieved the vasocongestion.

*rant* I HAVEN'T ORGASMED since you barged into my room at three in the morning last week. And I -thought- I was being discreet and taking care of myself -around your schedule- or when you were out, or sleeping, but when you came into my room, what was I supposed to do? You scared the shit out of me! All for- for- that stupid SPIDER that we STILL can't find! I'm now super paranoid that you'll hear me or something so I just haven't done ANYTHING.

*long pause*

W-wait, you didn't know that I was-

Seriously?? You couldn't tell what I was doing under the blankets?

*mumble, exasperated* ...Spider... yes, I know *deep sigh*

You're serious. You didn't know?

So this whole time I could've kept my mouth shut and you wouldn't have ever known that I was thinking of you at three in the morning?

Yes! Why would I lie about this? If anything I should be lying to get myself -out- of this but it's too late. We're already here. And now you know that I was masturbating while thinking about you.

*pause*

You're kidding right? How could I not? You're- *realization* you don't even know how attractive you are, do you?

*pause* You what?

*scoff* I highly doubt that. *laugh* There's no way you were thinking of me.

Because I'm not your type! I see you and your... whatever it is. You swipe left on my 'type', or my body type, or my hair, I don't know.

When we're in the living room together! You're always on your phone.

*repeats after* Hiding? What do you mean you're hiding? Hiding what's on your phone? Or... Cause you know I'm not gonna look. What's on your phone is none of my business.

Well I mean if you don't want to be in the same room as me, then I'm not stopping you. We watch different stuff on Netflix anyways. I can't imagine you're interested in *(name a show or genre)*

*sarcastic* Really, you'd rather watch *(same show or genre)* than stay in your room?

Rather watch...? You're mumbling and hiding again. You'd rather watch what?

Watch me?

*embarrassed again* I do not. Take that back! No. I am not cute when I'm- Are you kidding? I have my mouth half open cause I'm probably eating and- Wait - are you saying I'm cute when I eat? How??

Wait wait wait so- *pause* so, let me get this straight. You WERE thinking about me when you were...

And last week I was...

*anticipation* - And so we both… *chuckle* we both think each other is cute…

*sudden laugh* You don't have to be so clinical about it *laugh* Yes, we're both -sexually frustrated-. What would you like to do?

Can I..?

*lean in for a kiss* I can’t replace your vibrator, but I’m sure I could help in other ways…

*first kiss, pause, breathe*

*make out session, small moans*

*between kisses* Your room or mine?

*smirk* Yours it is. *kissing*

---

[[[NSFW section]]]

Did you want me to- *more kisses* Okay, okay, taking my shirt off. *kisses*

*exhale smirk* You want to be on top? *sitting on bed*

You really were in the middle of it, huh? Towel ready and everything- oof! *is pushed back on the bed*

What, I can’t take my pants off?

Oh but -you- can. Yes, you definitely can *small moan* Please do.

*chuckle* Are red boxers too sexy for you?

*sudden moan* Is this what you were thinking of? Me lying on your bed half naked looking up at you?

*react as she touches you* That’s hardly fair. Let me take yours off too.

*laugh* Are you wearing boxers under your pants too? At least take your shirt off.

*scoff* No touching? How can I help you if I can’t touch-

*react as she touches you more*

*improv sexy noises, cursing, breathing*

You are such a tease.

*kissing*

-Now- can I take your shirt off? And your pants? *kissing*

Okay, okay, no touching. Then take them off for me? *clothes rustling*

*chuckle* You’re definitely not wearing boxers…

*react to seeing her*

*pause*

*serious* You’re beautiful. You know that, right? Every inch of you.

No. Don’t cover up. Let me see you. *improv more compliments* Did you plan on matching bra and panties today?

*slow kissing*

You’re sure you want this? I know we’re both *small smile* ‘sexually frustrated’... *serious* but if you don’t want to we don’t have to. I mean we could just… help each other in other ways.

*jokingly* Do I have to spell everything out to you? *laugh* I’m kidding, I’m kidding.

*sigh, serious* If you don’t want to have sex, I’m fine with that… so long as we… take care of each other.

*kiss/chuckle* Of course I want to have sex with you. God, I’ve wanted to ever since you made me dinner that one time when I was sick. And that other time when you wore that red dress for your friend’s birthday.

And the OTHER time you had that date with… what was that guy’s name? The guy you worked with.

Yeah him. I didn’t like him.

Cause you came home all upset! Look, I didn’t ask what happened because it’s none of my business, but god, you looked so hot that night and… and I wasn’t that guy.

I mean I wasn’t the one taking you out.

*confession/serious* I would’ve treated you right.

*kiss*

Let me take care of you…And please, take care of me too.

*more kisses*

No, this isn’t close to what I imagined *laugh*

Well, for starters, I never really thought I’d be under you.

No, it’s not a… masculine thing or whatever, I just… I’d rather be able to see more of you at any given moment, and being under you doesn’t afford… such a great view, but *moan* you’ve proven me wrong.

*moan* That’s right, straddle me.

Is this where you want me? Under you?

*chuckle* For now it’s alright, but I would like to be on top at some point.

*in between moans, as she’s grinding on you*

I mean, do you have a preference? How we- *moan* god, you’re not making this easy *more moaning*

Do you have a favorite position or anything?

Yes! We’re going to talk about this. *laugh* If we’re going to have sex-

*grind* You are torturing me right now. You and your sexy hips *moan* I can’t think straight.

Where do you want me to touch you? Here?

Take my hands. Show me what to do.

Can I take your bra off?

*chuckle* I don’t care about that.

See? You’re gorgeous. I mean it. Really.

*moan* You’re so soft… and smooth.

*slight scolding* No- don’t try and justify why I wouldn’t think you’re sexy. Or attractive. Or so goddamn hot.

*moan/smirk* Grinding against me to hide your embarrassment isn’t going to work

*big moan* Or maybe it will *sexy noises*

What else did you think of doing to me?

*laugh* Oh, this? Is this exactly what you pictured?

Do you usually use a toy? Or your fingers?

*moan* Well I guarantee that I’d be better than either…

You’re making me harder than I’ve been in a Very. Long. Time.

This is what you do to me, every time I see you in just the right light, or a certain angle, or even when you just pick something off a table or even just laugh.

Fuck.

There have been so many moments where I catch myself just staring at you. Wondering.

*building intensity* Wondering how you would feel against me. How I would feel -in- you.

*groan* Please tell me you’re ready for me. I don’t know how much more I can take. Because I WILL rip those panties off you.

*big groan* Oh, you enjoy teasing me that much? You’re not playing fair.

*improv sexy noises/swearing*

No- Nope. Panties off. Now. *bedsheet rustle, change position*

Come here *kisses*

You know, you didn’t answer my question earlier about what your favorite position was… so we’re going to do one of mine.

Lay on your back. And let’s just take these off…

*smirk* You’ve made quite the mess, haven’t you.

*kisses*

---

*OPTIONAL cunnilingus*

Can I taste you? Do you mind?

Lift your leg. Yeah, right on my shoulder. That’s fine.

*improv noises, praise*

You taste so good.

*surprised* No, no that’s fine *laugh* Please grab my hair.

*improv noises*

---

Wrap your legs around my waist *bed rustling/moving*

Comfortable? Bit closer to the edge.

Yeah, your bed’s just the right height *chuckle*

Okay. *pause*

*gentle* Hey. Look at me.

You’re sure you want this?

*moan as she lightly grinds against your tip*

Good. *kisses*

Move your leg here. Yeah. Is that okay?

*improv noises*

Fuck.

*react as you first enter her*

*sharp inhale* Okay okay. I’m not moving. Take your time.

*moan* I can’t help it, you just feel so good.

Do you want me to pull out?

Yeah? *reaction as you pull out*

No, it’s fine. Hold me and guide me in. I won’t move.

*laugh/scoff* I don’t want to hurt you.

Don’t hurt yourself either. I know we’re both pretty impatient right now but-

*react as she rubs you against her* Yeah, *laugh* we’re both really wet.

*improv, take a moment*

*big gasp as she takes you*

*curse*

*improv noises as she slowly takes more of you*

Oh god, that’s it.

You’re so tight.

Nice and… slow *moan*

Press into me. Take me deeper.

There. Right there *moan*

Good.

*improv, optional pet names, praise*

*she’s laughing at you*

*exhale with a smile* What? Why are you laughing? *slow thrusting*

*she compliments your voice*

Thanks? *laugh* I mean I don’t think my voice is sexy, but if you think so *laugh*

*moan*

You liar, so you have heard me.

And here I thought I was being sneaky and -

*stops*

*disbelief* No. What? Really?

*laugh* You were standing outside my door??

Oh God. *embarrassed*

No! *laugh* No hiding behind your pillow.

How are we both embarrassed in the middle of sex?

*laugh*

*sudden moan*

You know I can feel that. *smirk* You squeeze me a little every time you laugh.

*pick up speed* Yeah. You do.

*moan* That’s it. Right there.

*improv*

Who cares about the neighbors. I want to hear you.

*intensifies*

Let me hear you. Bite me, scratch me, dig your nails into me. I don’t care.

Just use me.

Use all of me.

*improv*

---

OPTIONAL creampie:

A-are you sure? You want it in you? *moan* Oh god, yes please.

---

*improv to climax*

*moments of breathing*

Yeah just give me a second.

*laugh* I think we made a mess.

*catching breath*

Yeah I can get it *reach* You know I might have to start doing that too. Keeping a towel by the bed.

Did you want a warm washcloth or anything? Tissue?

I’m okay with this towel.

Okay, you have to move, though. I need to lie down. *chuckle* My legs aren’t cooperating.

*lie down/bed rustling*

*deep sigh as you relax*

Hi. *laugh*

I’m a bit of a cuddler, I hope you don’t mind.

Yeah, come closer.

*settle in, sigh*

Your bed smells good. And your hair.

*chuckle* What?

Anyone’s eyes are pretty if you look hard enough. What, I don’t have manly eyes? *chuckle*

Your eyes are pretty. And your eyelashes. And all of you.

Yeah…you are.

*slow make out*

I don’t think I can go for round two tonight. That was too good.

We’ll try my bed tomorrow. *laugh*

But, I think I like your room better than mine.

Because it has bigger windows.

*pause*

When have you been in my room?

Wait so you saw- *curse* my monitor was still on?

“Porn preferences” god. *laugh*

*curse* Well, we’re even now, aren’t we?

Well no, because actually:

*listing* You walked in on me last week, and you’ve seen what porn I like… I’ve seen your vibrator… and?

Yes, and we just had sex.

*laugh* Fine, we’ll call it even. *kiss*

Hm? Where?

*laugh* The pink cord over there? Was it there the whole time?

*laughing* Well now you can charge your toy.

Will you need it though? Now that you have me?

*laugh*

Come here. I’ll hide your embarrassment for you.

*chuckle*

*fade audio*