THE AUDIO

^{sound effects from me going crazy in GarageBand 🙈}

Nothing says "wholesome" quite like bringing someone breakfast in bed, especially if what you're feeding them is your warm, wet, and very flavorful and 100% organic vegan-friendly Good Soup. And if they respond by making sure you get bread after, well, that's so pure that you might as well let the neighbors watch so they can admire such a heart-warming sight. 🍞

So, uh... yeah, like a lot of my "original content" audios lately, this was inspired by a series of jokes and misunderstandings on social media. 😅 In this case, it was that someone saw an audio with the [singing] tag and mis-read it as [sinigang] (sinigang is a popular soup in the Philippines), and then I started posting sinigang pictures, and someone else said I should make an audio about sinigang, and... uh... yeah. It just got out of hand from there.

In short, I like to take bad jokes and make entire audios out of them, and, well... here we are. \o/

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite part of the audio? I got you. 😎

• 00:00 - Normally this is the dorky, dialogue-heavy Tinkly intro, but this time we jump straight into me nomming your soup, which is implied to be sinigang. It's not mentioned in the audio at all. But it's totally implied. "This doesn't sound like you're eating soup, Tinkles," you might say. Shhh, it's totally soup. 🍲

• 02:50 - Me just going "mm-hmm" in weirdly suggestive ways while I, uh... finish your soup. Mm-hmmmmmmm. MMmMmmmmMMMMmm.

• 03:15 - The soup gets, uh... finished. Yes. Something finished here.

• 04:15 - Me asking if you'd like to get bread. This is because soup and bread go really well together. Talk about a filling meal, really. You'd feel stuffed. 🍲🥖

• 04:30 - Mentioning that the neighbors might see. But that's totally okay, right? There's nothing wrong with the neighbors seeing you get bread and feeling completely stuffed, right? 🥖

• 06:30 - In which the listener's character gets enthusiastically stuffed. 🥖 I'm sorry to say that it's not actually implied this is garlic bread. Garlic bread is for aftercare only. 🤭 and for when you want to experiment with [light choking]- wait, no, that would be KFC biscuits with no drink

• 09:45 - The listener's character also gets some cream. It's not a proper breakfast if you don't get some cream at some point, right? Make sure it doesn't spill out, we're already making a mess as it is. 🤭

• 10:45 - Post-cream cuddling. Garlic bread isn't mentioned but I like to think it's vaguely implied. ❤️

...uh, anywho, yes, enjoy! 🍞