I can’t get over how big it is. It’s at least twelve inches! But it really made my first time special.

By the way, thanks for inviting me over while your parents were out for their weekly night of playing bridge. I told mine I was going to babysit tonight, so they won’t expect me home for hours.

And it’s been an amazing night. I’ve seen televisions of course, in the windows of department stores or in magazine advertisements. My daddy said maybe we could buy one next year, but I’m eighteen now, and won’t be at home much longer.

But your family has a television, And it’s so big. Like I said, it’s at least twelve inches, maybe bigger. This spot right here on your couch is the perfect place to see the screen too, especially if we sit closer together so we can both see.

It was such a thrill to watch I Love Lucy, too. I wanted to watch it ever since I first heard about it. It’s always in all of the magazines and they talk about it on the radio. Now that my first time of watching it is over, I can honestly say it’s the best thing ever. Better than any radio show, that’s for sure. And Desi Arnes is so dreamy.

Speaking of dreams, did you see their bedroom? They had separate beds, even though they were married. My parents don’t sleep in separate beds, like Lucy and Ricky. There’s one big bed. And… sometimes I hear sounds, through the walls. Sounds I wouldn’t expect my parents to make. Not dad in his suits for work, or with his pipe and sweaters when he’s just sitting around reading the newspaper or listening to the radio. And definitely not mom, with her beautiful dresses and the apron she wears whenever she’s cooking or baking.

I… I think they’re making babies.

Full Script Here

I've watched way too much television in my life, including re-runs of I Love Lucy and other classic tv shows. I watch less tv now, partially because my writing and listening to erotic audios is even more addictive than my love of television and bygone eras that I romanticize excessively. This script started with taking the idea of "Netflix and Chill" and wondering how it might look in the 1950s. Hopefully people enjoy it. I know that older shows like I Love Lucy aren't nearly the influence they once were, but maybe this script will still interest some people.

All characters are adults. Anyone that wants to record this audio should feel free to make whatever changes to it they wish.

Thanks for reading :)