THE AUDIO

The script by /u/sugarhoneyjune

Have you ever gone to visit your best friend, and tried to get her a gift only for her to hang up a mistletoe while your back is turned and be all "you're the only gift I need bb" and then it turns into smooching and next thing you know there's hanky-panky and-

...no? Yeah, me neither. 🥲

Anyways, I wanted to do one last audio before 2021 ends (because otherwise my last audio will be the chicken fingers one >.>) and sugarhoneyjune's holiday-themed script looked really cute and amazing. Christmas may have passed, by [friends to lovers] is fashionable all year. 😎

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite scene? I've got you 😎

• 00:00 - The wholesome intro, now with more banter, hot chocolate, and presents. Are you feeling the holiday spirit, because this audio is about to make someone burst with Christmas cheer- 😫💦 okay wow that pun is TERRIBLE.

• 02:21 - Your best friend uses Mistletoe. It's super-effective! 🎮 Anyways, this is where the kissing starts, and we start the wet slippery slope from friends to, uh, lovers. Yes.

• 05:07 - Random booty smack. This isn't important to the plot or anything, but I figured you should be warned ahead of time so you don't get jolted out of the mood by the random sound of my hand reverberating against some thicc jiggly flesh- 🍑

• 09:28 - “Will you undress for me, baby?” Not on my wholesome Minecraft server- OK, anyways, there's some undressing and then eventually some "let me kiss my way down your body uwu" action.

• 11:40 - “Eyes on me” No relation to the now-ancient Final Fantasy VIII soundtrack; this is just the fingering scene. What are my hands doing? Apparently you're not allowed to look, you're only allowed to engage in intense eye contact. 👀

• 13:50 - “I want to see how good you’d feel against my mouth” You thought this might be a pastry-eating scene, but it was me, Dio this is the [cunnilingus] scene. Either way, something yummy is about to get nommed. 🥐

• 16:30 - A [countdown], and not even NASA can give you such a satisfying lift-off- 🚀

• 17:17 - Liftoff 🚀 Uh, I mean, orgasm via [cunnilingus]

• 17:50 - Post-liftoff cuddles / aftercare

• 18:50 - “When you rub your hand against me you see how hard I am” Is that a Nintendo Wii remote, or am I happy to see you? Give it a wave and I'll show you my Skyward Sword- ANYWHO yeah, back to sexy stuff-

• 19:45 - “Look at me while you go all the way down” You're not Santa but you're sliding down this chimney- ANYWHO, yeah, this is the penetration scene.

• 23:30 - pew pew pew You're not Santa but you're getting my special eggnog inside you-

• 24:24 - post-pew kissing More cuddles and aftercare 👉👈 (because you'll need aftercare after all these bad jokes)

...uh, anyways, I hope you enjoy. :3