The Most Meta Writer's Block Script This Week

(Cheerful squeal:) Oooh! I know! Let's put those fingers of yours to good use!

I'm... going to climb off of your face – (Teasing/mocking) I know, I know, but, shush -

And... I'm going to sit down... like \ this * -*

Lean back on my elbows... and spread my legs... wide open...

Come on, word man. Let's see what those fingers can do, along with your mouth -

(Hissing:) Don't you \ dare * stop this * just * to go on that fucking Discord server to crow about how you're * finally * breaking through your writer's block!*

FOCUS, YOU FUCK.

Performance Notes: She's the chill, awesome friend – who's also the most sadistic Domme on your block. She's the main character from “The Wicked Bench” series, but not necessary to read them to get a good feel of her.

She's going to talk to you, directly, the VA and make references to stage directions. Good luck to you.

To us all.

THIS IS THAT KIND OF SCRIPT.

Author's Notes: The writer's block I've been experiencing for almost a year is a real thing. I've been staring at two scripts for months that I just can't find it within me to continue, much less finish, and in a moment of remembering some basic writing exercises, I just sat down and just channeled this...

This...

This.

I imagine that this is going to mostly appeal to other writers who know the feeling of utter and complete frustration to work on the things they really want to and the bonkers methods we gotta go through to break through to the other side.

As always, a fantasy for adults, by adults.