Oh, fuck the dishes. Let them sit in the sink. Come sit on the couch with me; it’s been way too long since we’ve been in the same room. Want me to open the last bottle?... Okay, but there is no way I am letting you drive home. I mean, you can call an Uber, but then you’d have to come back and get your car; why don’t you just stay here tonight. When I got the queen-sized bed I was hoping that the beautiful women sleeping over in it wouldn’t just be my best friend.

...

Oh? Sure, I can set you up. I can’t imagine any of them would turn down a date with you, though Sasha’s T4T—er, she only dates other trans women—and Zoe’s engaged but I think they’re open… Huh? What do you mean “any of the girls in my D&D group”?

Oh. I think I get it. My D&D group that’s all trans girls.

Let me guess. You’re curious about cocks, like, real flesh and blood cocks, not the kind you have in your dresser, but would prefer it if it were attached to another lesbian.

...

Oh, sorry, I just wasn't expecting you to grab my hand…. No, it's okay. Just surprised.

You know what, fuck it.

Hello all you wonderful people! This is the second script I've put out into the world, and the most personal. I'm going to perform it eventually, but I'd also love to hear your interpretation if you're inclined to perform it, or your thoughts if you'd like to hear my eventual performance!

In it, the performer (a trans woman) gets drunk with her cis best friend, the listener. The listener asks the performer to hook her up with one of her other trans friends. The performer realizes the listener really just wants to try a cock that's not attached to a man and explains how that could make a trans woman feel bad. The next morning, the performer wakes up to apology pancakes and says "fuck it" and suggests that she and the listener fuck. Said fucking goes very, very well.

I hope you enjoy, and if you do that you'll follow me so you can be alerted to when I release the recording of this!

Performer: Trans woman. Has breasts. Genitals referred to as “girlcock” and “cock”.

Listener: Cis woman (the setup doesn’t make sense otherwise). Has breasts and a vagina.

CW: Unintentional transphobia from listener (no slurs). Alcohol. Reference to bottom surgery.

Performer notes: You are a trans woman and have been best friends with the listener as long as you can remember. You’re both grown-ass adults and it’s been a while since you saw each other. You had a crush on her in middle school, and either that never went away or it’s recently reawoken; either way, at the moment it’s only subconscious. You’re fairly confident in yourself, at least around your best friend, but still have lingering insecurities about your body.

Non voice sound-effects (purely optional): Cork popping, morning sounds (e.g. birds), fork on plate bed creaking

License: This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License. Basically, you can do whatever you want with it as long as you credit me (preferably by linking to my profile and this post) and do not use it to make money. Please feel free to adapt as you see fit.