THE AUDIO

^{sound effects and music from GarageBand}

You and your partner have both been so busy lately, but it's important to find time to spend together. And so, one evening, you both go to this cozy restaurant to eat chicken fingers and just relax. The problem is that you're feeling a little... "worked up." Can you really work through those, uh, FEELINGS while eating chicken fingers at a restaurant? Well, of course you can. 😎

So, uh... maaaaybe this audio requires some explanation. 😅 This all started out when someone mentioned on social media about wanting someone's fingers in their mouth. And with me having a terrible sense of humor, I immediately replied with something along the lines of "what if they were chicken fingers?" and, uh... yeah, things kind of spiraled out of control after that and I was inspired to make this audio. 🐔

(perhaps the most worrying thing is that this audio is somehow much, much more tame compared to what I originally had in mind 🤭)

TIME STAMPS

Want a helpful guide to navigate through this madness to skip ahead to your favorite scene? I've got you. 🐔

• 00:00 - The mostly-wholesome intro, which is mostly just talking about how great it is to spend time with the special person in your life, and also how great it is to eat chicken fingers with them. [Tendies] isn't a real GWA tag, but, like... it could be. 🐔

• 01:40 - In which I discover your pent-up, uh... feelings. They're very spicy feelings. No amount of spicy chicken fingers could measure up to how hot you're feeling, really. 🌶

• 02:20 - "Do you want me to slide my fingers somewhere very special" Somehow I just kind of imagine the listener's character just nodding around a mouthful of tendies at this point. Realistically, this is, well... unrealistic. Who responds to dirty talk while eating chicken fingers? But this is GWA, the land of monstergirl audios and conveniently timed orgasms: realism has no place here... I guess...?

• 03:45 - Mentioning [cunnilingus]. There is, sadly, no actual cunnilingus in this scene, because realistically, if someone was eating chicken fingers and another person performed cunnilingus on them, this would just lead to unsexy choking. On the part of the person eating the tendies. We only do sexy [choking] on GWA, not the kind where you perish via otherwise delicious chicken. no choking on the wrong kind of cock here 🐔

• 06:15 - "Maybe what you really want is for me to bend you over this table" Right in front of my salad On one hand, this sounds super hot, on the other hand, this sounds like a great way to get honey mustard or spicy BBQ sauce in hard-to-explain places. 😱

• 09:10 - "Go on baby, make a mess for me" And so begins the [orgasm encouragement] section. This goes on for like a minute, just me encouraging the listener to make a mess and not the kind with dipping sauce. The BBQ sauce does not, in fact, go everywhere. I'm sorry if you have a BBQ sauce kink. >_>

• 10:20 - pew pew pew The listener's character has an orgasm, and then I lick it off my fingers. IT'S FINGER-LICKIN' GOOD- 🐔

• 11:40 - Mentions of dessert as aftercare. To be fair, this segment is really short, not because I don't value aftercare, but mostly because making post-tendie sexual dessert puns is a hard limit for me- OK, no, I really just ran out of bad ideas to say. 😅

...anyways, uh... yeah. I hope you enjoy! 👉👈