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[F4M] Thanksgiving Cock Gobbling [Bad puns] [Blowjob] [Comedy] [Short and sweet] [Shut me up with your dick] [sloppy] [5:03]
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mortimaei is a female looking for a male in SLOPPY
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Can I be honest? The holidays depress the fuck out of me. SooOoOoOoOooooo...

Here's 5 minutes of me being such an awful comedian that you just shove your cock down my throat to shut me up.

/u/mortimaei/Wanna-hear-a-Thanksgiving-joke-Bad-Puns-Blowjob">♡Listen here♡

Disclaimer: this may be hard to cum to, but I don't care about making you cum. I want you to smile and shake your head at me.

Comment on this with your favorite (mac 'n cheesy) puns~ Please and thanks~

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