Ugh. Another day of saving the city from bad guys. That’s a lot for a teenage girl to do, even an eighteen year old. But as the superhero the Ruby Racer, I sped through the city at super speed. I stopped robberies, saved people from car accidents, and even evacuated people from a burning building.

Well, okay, I had help with the building. That other superhero, Neutrino, showed up too, and he’s just as fast as me. We emptied the building in half the time. Which considering I can move incredibly fast and even slow down time for myself is not much time at all.

I don’t really trust the Neutrino though. I don’t know who he is, for one. And why does there have to be another hero with powers so close to my own in this city? That seems unlikely.

And why does he have to be so cute?

Well, at least what I can see about him. The mask covers most of his face, and his suit covers his entire body. We didn’t have time to do more than exchange a few words as we were saving people, although I’m pretty sure he was flirting with me. At least I hope so, because I was flirting with him.

I shouldn’t have though. I don’t even have time for a boyfriend as a regular girl, let alone as a superhero. Even if I can make time do whatever I want. I desperately do need a boyfriend though. Using my power and the thrill of saving people always makes me so horny. That’s why I said those things around him, or would let my skirt fly up in front of him every time I came to a stop while super-running.

Well, I guess it’s time to reward this superhero with some time with her vibrator. Let’s see, it should be right here in my panty drawer.

Damn it! The batteries are dead. Hmm, just wait one second. Well, one-tenth of a second while I hit super-speed.

Well, fuck. I have no batteries in my room. At least not the right kind for the vibrator. Not even ones I can borrow from other devices. My stupid big brother probably has some downstairs in his room for his video game controllers. I know he burns through them so fast that he buys them in bulk. But I just can’t walk down there naked and ask him for some.

Hmm. But I could run down there… really, really fast, and take some. He’d never notice more than maybe a gust of air. Assuming he’s even home at all. He seems to go out a lot lately. But if he is home, he’s playing video games in his room.

Well, I don’t really want to get dressed again. Or even if I did, I don’t want to have to interact with him at all, because he’d just annoy me. This won’t take long. Just maybe a tenth of a second real time, although to me it will seem like normal time once I get going.

So I'll just run down there naked at superspeed, get some batteries, and even if he's there he'll never notice. What could possibly go wrong?

Full Script Here

I would have posted this days or possibly even weeks ago, except I've been trying to come up with good superhero names. All of the good ones are already taken. I've spent a ridiculous amount of time brainstorming names, googling them, and then having to reject them because they had already been used. Finally I just gave up.

All characters in this story are eighteen years of age or older.

Anyone that wishes to record this script can feel free to make whatever changes they wish to it, especially if they can come up with better superhero names.

Thanks for reading :)