THE AUDIO

The script by /u/Sleepy_Beee

^{all sound effects and music from the built-in Apple Loops in GarageBand}

There are some pretty strange jobs out in the world. Whether it's someone who dives underwater to retrieve golf balls, or a professional water-slide tester, or maybe even someone who blows up icebergs for a living, there are some professions that seem really, uh, unusual, to say the least. Also, what's the job interview process like for some of these? Especially the iceberg explosives person? o_o

Speaking of explosive job interviews, the Stallion Reserve winery has an opening for someone to help produce their very special and very creamy product. There may not be any water-slides, but things are about to get wet and messy, and there may not be any golf involved, but there sure will be a lot of handling of balls- OK, you get the point. 😅

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite scene? This is a pretty straightforward audio, but I'll still list some time-stamps. 🤓

• 00:00 - The relatively normal intro, where I show up for a job interview and ask about the job. Maybe I should have asked where the restroom was too, because this interview is going to need quite a bit of hand-washing before we're done 🤭

• 00:44 - This is just a quick and unimportant scene transition, but I thought I should mention it because there's some random country music that pops up for a second, and it might surprise anyone who's not warned ahead of time. Why did I think it was a good idea to use country music for scene transitions? Look, I edited this at 3:00am, some odd (read: terrible) creative decisions were made. 😅

• 03:20 - I start priming my, uh... my... my wine-dispensing tool. Job interviews can be tricky things, but for once, I guess it's gonna be a sticky thing? 🤭

• 04:20 - Stroking and talking about my qualifications. I really laid it all on the table. It made a big, meaty thwack noise when I laid it all on the table I mean, wait, what-

• 07:10 - The climax of this little drama, or as I like to think of it, it's not just the wine bottle's cork that's about to make a big, messy pop. 🍾

...anyways, I hope you enjoy. 🐴