THE AUDIO

The script by /u/lvlxb

Some people really like having partners who are completely chill and easygoing when it comes to them going out with friends. Like, if you want to go out, this chill partner would tell you to please have a good time, and maybe they'll even have snacks ready for when you come home. 🥰

...of course, some other people like their partners to be a little more... well, jealous, I suppose. Overprotective, maybe? Like on a scale from "1" to "Edward Cullen," these people want someone who is, if not full on sparkling in jealous rage, then at least shining with the light of over-protectiveness- OK I have no idea where I'm going with this metaphor.

ANYWAYS, this audio is about a boyfriend who sees his girlfriend going out and thinks she might attract a little too much attention, and decides that he needs to mark her. Both in ways that are obvious, and maybe one way that only she would feel... probably. 💦

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite scene? I got you. 😎

• 00:00 - The relatively wholesome intro, complete with a jealous boyfriend telling you how gorgeous you are. He's not a vampire, so he might not be sparkling on the outside, but deep down he's sparkling with the light of jealousy- OK, I need to stop trying to force this Edward Cullen comparison. 😅

• 01:30 - Kissing, which I'm sure is totally wholesome. This is just lots and lots of kissing, plus some whiny (but complimentary) overprotective boyfriend action. But mostly kissing.

• 02:35 - "You're so beautiful and you smell so good" I can't tell if that's meant to be romantic or if it sounds like something you'd hear during a Halloween movie marathon 😳🎃 Anyways, this scene has even more intense kissing, plus some marking (not the kind with a sharpie).

• 04:40 - "Take off those little silky panties and jerk me off with them" If your man seems fussy or grumpy, just turn that frown upside down by giving his pickle a tickle- OK wow, that was terrible 🙈 Anyways, this is a handjob scene.

• 06:30 - pew pew pew As this audio has the [cum in panties] tag, all I can say is I hope this boyfriend is willing to help with laundry. 🤭

• 06:55 - "Now put the panties back on" You probably thought this boyfriend would give you a Starbucks gift card or something before you go out with your friends, but no, you're getting a different kind of "going away" present. At least you'll definitely think of him all night. 🙈

...anyways, uh, I hope you enjoy. 👉👈