THE AUDIO

The script by /u/lvlxb

Have you ever listened to an audio and thought "sure this is hot, but where is the buildup? The tension? The dramatic backstory that reveals the long and complex personal history behind all this DICKING DOWN?!"

Now, if you're feeling this way, don't worry: you're far from the only one. I've seen quite a few people say similar things (though probably more more elegantly than how I just phrased it 😅). So when /u/lvlxb wrote a script that was filled with slow buildup and dramatic tension, I knew I needed to get on it.

(Also the script was supposedly based on a video game character, but I didn't recognize which one -- personally, I just kept getting Bridgerton vibes from it 😅 I have failed as a gamer)

Anyways, the premise is that the speaker -- the M in the M4F -- is secretly in love with a woman who's about to be in a loveless arranged marriage with his brother. You might think "is this cheating?" but the script writer did mention:

(No cheating tag because its an arranged marriage with no investment on either side.)

...so we'll go with that. 😌 This is gluten-free guilt-free fappin- err, listening. Yes. Listening.

TIME STAMPS

Want to skip ahead to your favorite scene? or bypass the dramatic buildup and jump straight into the hanky-panky I've got you 😎

• 00:00 - The introduction, complete with a dance scene and a whole lot of dramatic buildup. This is really about ~10 minutes of Shawn Mendes' "Treat You Better" in audio form but with Bridgerton vibes. Unfortunately my British accent is terrible so I didn't even try I'm sorry if this doesn't fulfill your Hot Duke fantasies 🤭

• 09:15 - "At least I'm actually in love with you though", and with that, we slowly descend into hanky-panky. Very, very slowly. 😎 ^{achingly slow}

• 12:09 - Lots of kissing breast worship kissing down the listener's body. You might think "isn't this taking a while?" But chocolate fudge cake takes like an hour to bake, and it'll take me at least a few more minutes to nom this, uh... dessert.

• 14:20 - Dessert- uh, I mean, cunnilingus. Though I guess if the main course follows, this is really more of an appetizer? 🤔 I might need to work on my naughty food metaphors.

• 15:30 - At last, penetration, at least until-

• 16:30 - "Oh fuck, it slipped out" I didn't ad-lib this, this was actually in the script. /u/lvlxb keeping it real; just because you're finally getting with the person you love most doesn't mean there won't be, uh, technical difficulties. 🙃

• 18:20 - Pew pew pew The orgasm! I think it was a mutual orgasm. Maybe I should have included some kind of high-fiving action aftewards? I don't remember there being any post-sex high-fives in Bridgerton; no wonder everyone is so stresssed and uptight. Always high-five the people you love! especially if you nut together

• 19:10 - "I’m going to cuddle you for as long as I’m able" This is the cuddly aftercare segment. Come get your post-sex post-slow-buildup snuggles here.

....enjoy. \o/