Please kill me.

I had an idea, and I sincerely regret it. I made a porn-ified version of Kaz's speech from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

This will be a stain on my profile.

Read this in an uwu voice if you want to fill it.

This isn't even funny, I'm just an idiot.

Here you go:

K = Kaz

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K: We’re headed for the bedroom. That’s where my new home is now.

K: Hey, that was some fuck we just had, huh? Nine months ago, fucking on our own couch, making our own cumstains… and they took it away. I’m gonna remake it, make a new cumstain, together. A cumstain that I can lick up.

K: Yeah, I’m a bitch, alright. Slinking around, out of our children’s sight, performing any dirty positions we could find. You name it, we did it… You see this? A diamond butt plug, for a new hole.

(Kaz moans as she inserts the plug)

K: (Sigh) A phantom of my former tightness. Vaginal. Anal. We weren’t allowed either. Yeah, I remember it all.

K: Babe, why are we still here? Just to edge? Every night, I can feel my pussy and my ass… and even my mouth. The orgasms I’ve lost, and the cumshots I’ve lost, my pussy won’t stop aching, like your cock is still in there. You feel it too, don’t you?

(Listener and K begin to fuck, sex noises in the background while speaking)

K: You were the one who got caught up with working from home, a laptop above the desk, even on zoom, and I was the whore below, feeding off your cum. You came in my mouth, then all over my face. But your cock just keeps growing, and I’m swallowing everything that comes out, but it’s getting bigger and bigger. Who knows how big now, Babe.

K: I’m gonna make them give back our time to fuck, take back all the poundings I’ve lost. And I won’t sleep until you do me.

K: Our new sheets. I don’t know how long it’ll take, but we’ll make it wetter and more covered in cum than before… Babe.

K: Things have changed, Babe. You pull in money, we had kids, just to build our family. But you rubbed your nose in pregnant, unshaven pussy… all for my pleasure. Now your cock calls for a wet pussy, and I answer. No greater good, no just cause. Your cum sent me to motherhood, but now you’re going to drill me even deeper.

K: I know… I’m already a whore. Work isn’t my kind of place anyway… I’m your whore, for nine whole years. That will never end. Now you’re not flaccid, and we’re not college kids, we’re married now. We can fuck anytime we want, babe. And we can build a family alongside it.

(Kaz notices that the Listener is about to cum)

K: Babe, don’t pull out of there!

K (Yelling): Cum! Cum! Cuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm!

(Listener cums inside of Kaz)

K: Babe, you’re already a daddy. (Kiss)