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[F4M] [Script Offer] Your Cosmetologist Friend gives you a haircut and much more [ASMR?][Friends to Lovers] [Teasing] [Tomboy] [Shit talking] [Confession] [L bombs] [F bombs] [Large boobs] [Facefuck] [Titfuck] [Saliva as Lube] [Missionary] [Poking the Womb] [Fingers in Mouth] [Unexpected Creampie]
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D0ntLookAtMeLikeThat is a female looking for a male in Unexpected Creampie
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Where the F U C K are my [Aggressive Fsub]s at?

My longest script yet by a hair, narrowly beating out the Villainess by just a few words. But damn am I happy with it, and I hope you are too!

Pet names: Dude (lol), Babe, Baby

Synopsis: You've had a crush on your best friend forever, and she feels the same way! But you're oblivious and she's too nervous to come out and say it. Thankfully, she finds her chance to get close to you by disguising her advances as practice for her Cosmo degree. She comes over and makes a great display of just how comfortable she is with her best friend. Unfortunately for you, any chance of a normal haircut is thrown out the window because her top is cut suuuuper low, and she didn't give you a cape to cover up your lap. Have fun ;)

I wanted this script to be a super cute experience where the characters come to realize that they love each other, and then fuck each other's brains out. The Friend is a very, very aggressive subbie that just wants her guy best friend to dom the shit out of her, and hopefully make him hers by the end of it.

As always, comments are very welcome. I love to hear from you guys. Also, if you have any suggestions for scripts, hit me up! I wanna make what the people wanna see (and hear). Anyway, here's the script:

F = Friend

(Scene starts with F behind the listener)

F (Teasing): Ah dammit, I screwed up. Looks like we’re gonna have to go bald.

(F turns on a buzzer / electric shaver and the Listener reacts)

F: (Laughing while moving in front of the Listener) I’m kidding, I’m kidding. Don’t look at me like that, I’m not that bad at this. Chill out, dude! You’ve been nervous as shit ever since I showed up. Are you seriously that afraid that I’m gonna cut you?

(The Listener makes up an excuse for being nervous)

F: (Sigh) Whatever you say, dude. Remember that you signed up for me to practice on. I mean, I kinda bribed you with the beers, but that’s besides the point. You obviously wouldn’t have accepted the offer to be my little guinea pig if you didn’t trust me. So what’s up?

(The Listener holds onto the excuse)

F: Dude, I know that’s bullshit, but I value you as a friend, so I’m gonna drop it, okay?

(Short pause with a few snips, maybe with some humming to show that F is focusing)

F: So, have you been seeing anyone lately?

(Listener responds in the negative)

F: Yeah, me neither. It’s difficult to juggle school and my job and all this other shit. I barely have any time to sleep, let alone find someone that I feel comfortable enough with to date. I only know, like, three people like that and two of them are girls.

(Listener implies that she is a lesbian)

F: (Laughing) Oh fuck you! You know I’m not like that. As convenient as it would be, I’m not gay and neither are the two of them.

F (Nervous): So unfortunately, that really only leaves me with one option.

(Listener asks who she means)

F (Still Nervous): W-Well, he’s pretty cute but oblivious as hell. I’ve been hitting on him for years, almost as long as we’ve been friends. I’m pretty sure that he likes me back, but I’m way too afraid of losing him to make the first move. (Sigh) I just wish that he would give me a sign.

(Short pause with some snips)

F: Alright, I’m gonna have to get real close here so I can snip the bits over your forehead.

(Focus noises as she goes to snip)

F: Fuck, hold on I gotta get closer. Just let me get on your lap, okay? Don’t mind me.

(Listener turns his head away from F’s cleavage and blushes)

F: You can’t move your head, dumbass! Wait... why is your face so red?

(F realizes that her top is cut low enough to see down her cleavage)

F: Oh shit, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to-

(Listener’s dick starts to harden under his jeans)

F: Oh, umm. (Teasing) Maybe I’m not sorry (Giggle).

(Listener confesses that he likes F)

F: Yeah, I fuckin’ knew you liked me, idiot. (Gentle) Come here.

(F starts to gently kiss the listener while straddling his lap)

F: So how long have you known?

(Listener responds that he’s known for a while, but didn’t know how to bring it up)

F: (Sigh) You are a fuckin’ idiot. It’s good that you’re cute, or you’d be completely hopeless (Giggle). Come back here, I’m not done with that face yet.

(The Listener and F continue to make out for a while while F makes moaning noises, kissing starts to become more and more intense as F grinds on The Listener’s lap)

F: Fuck, you’re a good kisser. I wish I had known that before (Giggle).

(F catches The Listener glancing at her boobs again)

F: (Giggling) Dude, you’ve been staring at my tits for so long. Do you wanna fuck them or something?

F (Breathy Whispering): ‘Cause I can do that for you, if you want.

F: (Laughing) Oh my god, look at your face! You’re so freakin’ cute when you’re flustered. You’re not gonna go off in your pants, are you?

F: Alright, alright, I won’t tease you anymore. At least... not about that. Let me just get on my knees here aaaand get my shirt off!

(F removes her shirt and bra)

F (Aroused): Do you like my boobs? I’ve been waiting forever for you to touch them. You’ve always looked but you never had the courage to just come up and grab them.

(Listener is embarrassed)

F: Oh, don’t go all red again! (Also Embarrassed, Quieter) I... kinda liked it when you would ogle me. It let me know that you saw me as a woman, even if you still treated me like one of your guy friends.

F: But hey, that’s all in the past! Look at me getting all sentimental when I’m sitting with my tits out. (Sensual) So, are you gonna keep me kneeling here, or are you finally gonna get that cock out and make up for all that lost time?

(Listener unzips his pants and removes them)

F: Oh shit, I forgot. Do you have any lube around here? This isn’t going to feel very good for you if you go in dry. (Teasing) Come on, dude, I know you jack off, there has to be something around this bachelor pad of yours.

(Listener asks to use F’s mouth to lube up)

F: (Laughing) Yeah, I guess I can do that. I thought you wanted to fuck my tits, though, not my mouth.

(Listener asks why he can’t do both)

F: I guess that’s a good point (Giggle). Both are good, let’s do both!

(F starts to suck the Listeners cock for around 10 seconds before popping back up)

F: What the fuck are you doing?

(Listener asks what she means)

F: I want you to fuck my face. Grab my hair and push my head down you little bi-

(Listener grabs F’s head and forces her onto his cock, effectively jacking himself off with her mouth. F is loving this, lots of squeals and moaning alongside facefucking noises)

F (Panting): Ah fuck, babe, that’s what I wanted! I’ve been waiting years for you to do this! Keep going!

(Continued facefucking for a bit)

F (Still Panting): Holy shit, that was intense. I can feel your precum in the back of my throat, dude.

(Listener apologizes)

F: Don’t say you’re sorry! That’s exactly what I asked for. I wanted you to fuck my face. Now the question is, are you still going to use my tits?

(Listener confirms that he will)

F: Mmmmm good, there’s enough of a mess to lube up with.

(F starts to titfuck the Listener, sopping wet noises ensue)

F (Seductive): Do you like seeing your dick getting completely swallowed by my pillows, babe? (Giggling) I know I do.

(F continues to titfuck for a while)

(F notices that the Listener is about to cum and stops)

F: No no no, you aren’t allowed to cum yet, you haven’t even touched my pussy.

(Listener pushes F onto her back on the floor and gets on top of her)

F (Very aroused): Oh shit, yes. Fuck me on the floor like a fucking animal. I want you to wreck my cunt, baby. Make me sore tomorrow. I don’t wanna be able to walk straight when I go to class.

(Very hard fucking noises here, please do not hurt yourself)

F (Yelling): Fuck yes! I can feel you poking my womb! Keep going, baby! Fuck!

(Continue very hard fucking noises, don’t hurt yourself here either)

F: Oh god yes! Don’t stop pounding until you’ve made a mess of me! Put your fucking fingers in my mouth!

(Listener sticks his fingers in her mouth while pounding, sucky fucky noises here)

(After a while, F stops sucking on The Listener’s fingers as he gets closer to cumming)

F: Hey, I know (Moan) that this is a really weird time to say this, but I really (Moan) really fucking love you-

(Listener cums inside of F)

F (Shocked): Did you just- (Exhale) did you just cum in me?

(Listener confirms and apologizes)

F: No, you don’t have to… (Laugh) holy shit, dude. Was I that good?

(Listener complements her)

F: I’m glad you enjoyed yourself, but umm, we should talk about what I said earlier, probably. That was probably super off-putting and I’m sorry and I just-

(Listener kisses her and tells her that he loves her too)

F (Surprised): Oh.. you… love me too? Really?

(Listener confirms)

F: Oh, well good. That means this isn’t a one time thing! Wait, does this mean I’m your girlfriend?

(Listener confirms again)

F: You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to hear that. Get back down here.

(F kisses The Listener a whole lot)

F: So, I know you probably want me to finish that haircut now, but my hands are way too shaky (Laughing) Can you wait until tomorrow morning? (Teasing) I’m assuming that you’re at least gonna let me spend the night after you came in me. It’s really the least that you could do.

(The Listener gets up off the floor)

F (Flustered): Oh, and one more thing. Could you, uhh, carry me to the bed? I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to stand after that.

(Listener picks her up and escorts her to the bed)

F: (Yawn) Yeah, I could definitely get used to this. (Notices Listener hasn’t come to lie down) Well don’t just stand there, come give your girlfriend some cuddles, dummy! You should really take care of a girl after you cum in her, you know. Especially since I... I love you and shit.

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