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Good evening, Internet! I am MrZanzibarMcGee. Some of you may know me as the one who made a humble script about a vampire nurse taking care of someone. Well, this script does not have any vampires (and yes, it was quite difficult to do).
I'd like to tell you that this script is meant to be a deep, nuanced look at the alienating effects of greatness and the struggle to interact with regular people. But this is GoneWildAudio, and I wrote this as much because I'm a simp for Power Girl (Even though Zatanna is still my favorite super-waifu) as the previous answer.
Another big inspiration for this was imagining a gender-swapped version of Larry Niven's mini-essay, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex", a thought experiment on the problems Superman would have with sex. But like everything else I write, this came from everywhere and nowhere, and I hope some of you enjoy it.
Synopsis: You (the one making the audio) are Infinite Girl, a famed superheroine with as many superpowers as the plot demands (Seriously, assume her power level is roughly on par with Superman or Omni-Man or someone similar). While you're functionally immortal, your powers have put a cramp in your love life, since you're afraid of having sex with a regular human because you might injure or kill him. This is a world where knowledge of superpowers is commonplace, and everyone is tested for powers shortly after reaching adulthood. As one of the primary members of the "Righteous League", you have authorization to look through these testing records, officially to look for new recruits.
You stumble upon the records for one young man with an interesting file: he has the highest Invulnerability rating you've ever seen, but his complete lack of offensive superpowers means that he was considered unfit to be a superhero. Given your romantic struggles, you decide he might just be fit for something else...
And some quotes:
(dejected sigh) But what can I do? Amazon Lass told me she has to be careful of shattering a guy's pelvis when she sleeps around. I have to worry about shattering the *building* we're in. The world's just not made for people like me. *People* aren't made for people like me, either.
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Toys? Don't make me laugh. I once Kegel-ed a lump of coal into a diamond on a bet. I've tried every sex toy money can buy, and a few that are technically illegal to own in this country. None of them last more than half an hour or so.
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(seductive, almost predatory) Oh, that look on your face. It's like you can't tell if you want to faint or pounce on them. I thought I was turned on already, but (moan), that face *does things* to me. Whatever gave me my super-strength seems to affect all of my body. These girls don't even know *how* to sag. I only wear a bra for modesty, even with how huge they are. (giggle, but more seductive) Well, what are you waiting for, cutie? Seize greatness.
GENERIC DISCLAIMER: This script is the property of u/MrZanzibarMcGee, do not claim otherwise. All human characters portrayed are 18 , and all non-human characters are of the age of maturity for their species. You are free to fill this script for fair use on any freely available website; use on for-money websites (Patreon, etc) requires my express permission. You are allowed to make adjustments to the script as you fill it, so long as "the soul" of the work remains intact.
P.S. I admit, this is a freaking enormous script, but I felt it had to be that way for the worldbuilding and backstory I wanted. I will probably attempt to make an abridged version in the future, but for now, this is what I have, and I hope its sheer size doesn't scare you off (not the first time I've said that...).
Filled by u/singmypraise over here.
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