I finally went ahead and got myself a scriptbin. https://scriptbin.works/u/Acrobatic_Ticket_659/f4m-f4m-script-offer-strange-bedfellows-fdom

With that said, I imagine there are some of you fine folks that just like reading scripts here, so I'm going ahead and including it here as well.

Writer's Notes A foul-mouthed, tomboy human sorceress and a subtle orc with a sensitive side, each the last members of a pair of very different adventuring parties, must band together to make their way to freedom from a dungeon full of horrors (and, you know, they fuck).

Spells are terrible, TERRIBLE Latin. Don't judge.

Prospective VAs, feel free to tweak as you see fit. I went a little heavy with the fx on this one, so this might not be a lot of people's bag. Still, if you are interested in filling, are disinterested in or not set up for sound effects, but don't think a part of the script works without them, hit me up for rewrites, or modify as you see fit. Know that I would be happy to help out with the fx aspect of it however I can.

italics = Sound effects/nonlingual vocals (moaning, grunting, etc) [brackets] = "director's notes." Purely recommendations. … = pause for dialog

Anyway…

Heavy, exhausted breathing

[Between breaths] That's...right! That's...what you get...when you fuck...with a sorceress! [Calming breath] Okay, Grimbo, let's...oh lords of light, Grimbo, you too? sigh Well then...I guess...it's just me. Sure, fine, whatever! You want something done right...right?

Alright Grim, 'fraid I'm going to need a piece of you for the priests to revive. Fucking lords, this is so gross.

wet crack

Bitter laugh This is the part where you'd make a, "pull my finger," joke. Well Grim, I just did. Was it funny?

Alright, into a jar it goes...right next to the ashes of Valenar, the molten sludge that used to be Muirne...Lords, you are one unlucky dwarf, Muirne...aaand the vial of blood I managed to recover from Kalaks.

Wow...just me now. If I don't get out of here with these bits of each of you soon, they won't be able to resurrect you...and just getting out of here alive is going to be a fucking trick and a half all by itself.

[Repressed emotion] Guys...fuck...I'm sorry...we had a good run...and I'm going to do my damnedest to get you guys out of here, but...I think this might be it. [Quiet] Fuck I'm talking to bits of you guys in jars. [Normal volume] I just...don't know if I'll be able to-

hushed breath, pause

[Possibly echo effect?] locum tenere!

magicy whoosh

Hah! Got you! Thought you could sneak up on me eh, shithead? And here you are, held in place, at my mercy. Honestly, who ever heard of a big clumsy orc sneaking around like that?

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"Stupid human?" Of the two of us, I'm not the one with the reputation for being dumb, buddy. And you can take your, "shut up," and shove it right up your ass. Seriously, who ever heard of a quiet orc? All your kind know how to do is kill things and push people around! Well not this sorceress.

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MY people?? Okay, you big green fucker, I think you've given me just about all the shit I'm gonna take from you. Now tell me why shouldn't I just turn you into a puddle right now? It sounds a little better every time you open your big tusky mouth.

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What do you mean I wasn't the one you [dawning concern] were...hiding from.

thudding footsteps

[Quiet] Aw shit.

more thudding footsteps

Hey uh...orc? What's say you and I...hey! Where did you go? sigh fucking typical. [Poorly feigned confidence] Okay you gigantic...very powerfully built troll...this is your last chance to turn and run...last chance...okay you're missing a serious opportunity here.

monster roar

Okay then...you asked for it. [Possibly echo effect?] nequissimi ignea man-[normal] oh fuck!

loud smashing sound

Well that was close. [Resigned, quiet] Sorry guys. I think this is-

meaty stabby slashy sounds, monster roar

...or not! Orc! Duck! And I don't mean like the bird! [Possibly echo effect?] nequissimi ignea manus!

whoosh of flames, pause, gigantic crashing thump

a couple panting breaths...fuck yeah!

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[Super psyched] Not as cool as you jumping out of the dark and scaling its back with your swords like a fucking rock climber! You rode it like a lords-damned bronco!

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Okay, okay...so...we're not, like...gonna start fighting or anything now…right? Sorry I uh...called you a shithead...and whatever else.

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Man...I'm glad you speak common...I don't speak a word of orc. Well...I know a few. Thir'cruck...krach...gracknor...you guys have seriously got the best swears.

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Yeah? Well I've never met an orc like you, being all subtle and tactical and shit. And what, just because I cast spells, I gotta be some kind of fucking nerd?

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My story? Not much to tell. My buddies and me came in here figuring on cleaning the place out. Raid, monsters slayed, get paid, you know?

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"Slain." Well slain wouldn't have rhymed, would it? Lords...I've got a fucking orc grammar wiz on my hands. Anyway, I don't know what the deal is in here, but the uglies are seriously organized. And there's a lot of them. All my pals got got. At this point, I just kinda wanna get out of this shit-heap. Clock's ticking. Gotta get these bits and pieces out of here to get resurrected in the next twenty-four.

clinking of jars

What about you? What in the hells are you doing in here on your own?

clinking of jars

No shit? chuckle I didn't think you guys could call upon the spirits of light to resurrect you, what with you guys being all evil and shit.

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Okay okay! Fuck, guess I struck a nerve! Sorry. I guess...evil is relative.

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[A little softer] Yeah?

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little laugh That's cool.

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Aw...you really are worried about them...I'm sorry man...orc? Orc man? Fuck, whatever. We'll get you out of here and get your goblin and hobgoblin bros back. My guys too. And then I'll kick all their asses for dying on me. And you know what? It's...actually kinda sweet that you care about them so much. You're a nice guy...orc...fuck me, how do you deal with orc not being gendered?

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Well look at Mr. fucking enlightened here. That's actually pretty cool, not needing that kind of label. I'm just not used to it. Makes conversation harder than five bitches working with eight dicks. The math just isn't right. I'll get it.

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laugh I swear like an orc, huh? I'm gonna assume that's a compliment. Alright, what's say you and me get the fuck out of here, yeah?

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Fuck yeah.

footsteps walking, fade out

pause

footsteps fade back in

[Whispering] Alright...once we get past these guards, we're home free. Just gotta make sure they don't sound an alarm and call anything worse down on us. How you wanna do this?

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[Whispering, but astonished and annoyed] Wha...invisibility? No I don't know invisibility. How's that gonna help me kill shit? I'm more of a fireball kinda gal.

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Stay here? That's not exactly my style either. Come on, let's just take'em!

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Trust you, huh? Alright, alright. But one of those assholes so much as twitches and I'm setting him on fire.

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[A little embarassed] Oh fuck you, okay Dude? I DON'T care. I just...don't want to lose another adventuring partner.

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Okay. But I'll be watching.

pause

[Muttering quietly, as if to herself] Hmm. That was pretty cool. Shit that guy's gonna turn around he's gonna...oh he got the neck snap! How's he gonna make it around to that...huh. Okay, okay...pretty impressive. Wait...oh shit...I didn't see those guys...shit he's gonna get spotted...okay y'know what? fuck it [suddenly loud, possibly echo effect?] faces ligavit fututorum!

big explosion sound, running footsteps, sound of a horn blowing

Time to go!

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I got bored! Come on! Run!

running footsteps for a few beats, hard breathing

[Between heavy breaths] I think...we should be good...here in the trees…

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[Between heavy breaths] I...saved your life...Dummy. Besides...we made it...didn't we?

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adrenaline fueled, protracted laugher, turns into a kiss and little moan

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[Different sort of ragged breathing] I dunno...just...thrilled to be alive, y'know? I-

little surprised noise more moaning kisses

[Heavy breathing, intense whisper] You need to start getting this leather armor and shit off, right fucking now.

rustling clothes, heavy breathing, turning again into passionate kissing

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[Between kissing sounds, intense] No...you lay down. Lemme get these pants...holy shit Dude! Are all orcs this big?

short …

Fuck I don't care. All I know is I can't even close my fingers around it. That's okay though. You don't seem to mind. No. Don't move. No, I'm planning on doing a lot more than jerking you off. Now lay down...fuck...I've been on beds smaller than this chest...gives me a lot of room to lay on. So...how's the view? You ever see a human pussy before?

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Well I want you to do a lot more than look. Come on...it's not gonna eat itself. chuckle What, do orcs not do that or something? Eat. My. Pussy.

some deep breaths, a little moan Oh shit...I guess they do. That's...yeah...that's a good boy.

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What? Didn't you like being called that?

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chuckle Somehow I figured you would. Now...keep going, and I'm going to give you a special treat, my big kiss sweet suck good boy. sucking and licking sounds for a few beats, occasional full-mouthed moans

Oh fuck that's a good boy...and I've gotta get more of my good boy's mouth...hope you don't mind if I go back to just my hands for a bit...you're just too big a guy for me to keep sucking on it...AND scoot close enough to grind my pussy against your face...mmm...that's it...keep licking as I rub my cunt over your lips. Hoh...that's a good boy...that is a gooood boy…

Fuck, I'm getting close...don't stop licking...let me grind myself on your lips and tongue...are you getting close too? Fuck...heh...uh uh. You don't get to cum yet...I'm...not...ahhh...done with you yet…grunting, guttural orgasm

Oh shit...oh shit…no, don't move...don't you fucking move...you didn't think I was done with you did you? You didn't think I was just gonna bring you to the edge and then leave you hanging...oh no...I just needed to get good and ready for this ridiculous fucking cock...because this thing's gonna be a workout, and good boys deserve more than just a taste of pussy.

wet entry noises, breathy groans

Ohoh fuck that fills me up...No you don't…giggle you don't get to move, and if you won't sit still because I tell you to, well...remember this? [Possibly echo effect?] locum tenere!

magicy whoosh

[Breathing harder and harder throughout] That's right...you're held in place...all you can do now is watch while I rock my hips on this big, throbbing cock. Oh Lords of fucking light...you like the view? You like watching me circle my hips on you while I touch my clit? You got a good enough view of how much you're stretching my tight little cunt? I can tell how bad you wanna touch me...and maybe I'll let you...next time...but for right now, you just relax...and let me take care of you...mmm...my good boy…

[Breathing getting ragged] Holy fuck…I feel your cock in places I didn't even know I fucking had! Oh Lords of...oh fuck...you're getting close aren't you? breathy giggle You don't need to be able to move for me to tell...I see it in your eyes…That's why...hohh fuuuck...I'm gonna lay down on your chest, and look into those desperate, hungry eyes…[growled] and really start pounding myself on this cock…

sound of bodies slapping together fast

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck...don't hold back now...don't wait for me to pull you out, because I'm not gonna...that's right…[intense, intimate, quiet] I want you to cum inside me. That's it...mmm do it...fucking cum in me...fucking flood me with your cum! I want it. I wanna feel the heat of all your cum rushing into...oh...Ohh FUCK! YEAH! YEAH! I FEEL IT I FEEL IT OH! loud, uninhibited orgasm

body slapping sounds stop. Just panting breaths for a few beats

Okay...you can move again...Lords of fucking light...that was…

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Oh...about next time? Yeah I meant that. Here's what's gonna happen...I figure both of us still have plenty of time...I'm gonna head South down to that nice elven town a few hours out from here, and you're gonna go...wherever the fuck you go to get your bros resurrected...and then we meet at that crossroads East of here for a few adventures of our own...just you and me. Sound good?

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giggle good boy.