Writer's notes: An adventurer journeys into the steaming jungle to find a lost tribe of goblins, only to find himself captured by the same. 

This script started its life as one of my two shades of green scripts, but I've got a lot of those, and I'm kind of afraid the orc PoV, and the other fantasy species/setting stuff might just be one thing too many for some audiences, which I get. That, and the simple fact that (though I made them to each stand alone) the TSoG scripts now number into the teens, might simply make them appear too daunting for any prospective VAs (assuming anybody would have been interested in filling any more of them anyway). If any of you who like the TSoG scripts wants to see that version, let me know in the comments, and I'll finish and post that one too.

Prospective VAs, feel free to tweak as you see fit. Sound effects are optional. If you are interested in filling, are disinterested in or not set up for sound effects, but don't think a part of the script works without them, hit me up for rewrites, or modify as you see fit. As ever, this is designed to work as a stand-alone audio.

Characters:

You, dear listener - …= pause for dialog

Fidget - F

Itchit - I

Scratchit - S

italics = Sound effects/nonlingual vocals (moaning, grunting, etc)

[brackets] = "director's notes." Purely recommendations.

Anyway…

rustling of foliage

S - [whispered] Look over there! Goddesses, what is that?

I - [whispered] I think maybe...maybe it's a human! I've heard about them. They're huge like that!

plants rustling

...

S - [whispered] Oh great job Itch! He heard you!

I - [whispered] Me? You're the one who keeps running your mouth while-

F - [whispered] Girls, please! Let's just hit him with the blowdarts!

blow gun noise (maybe spitball through a straw noise)

rustling plants

F - [Whispered] One isn't enough for something that big! Fire!

Two more blow gun noises

F - Nice shots, Girls!

brief pause, sound of something thudding into the dirt

silence for a few beats

S - By all the goddesses...I can't get over how big he is!

I - I've always heard there were species that lived outside the jungle that made goblins look tiny by comparison, But I never thought I'd see one.

F - Hush, girls. The man-thing is beginning to wake.

I - Of course he is. I mixed the revitalizing elixir myself. After all, I am the-

S - -apprentice healer of the tribe. Yes, Itchit, you've only reminded us a million times.

I - Do you seriously always need to be such a jerk, Scratchit?

F - Enough. Itchit, Scratchit, I don't want to hear anymore bickering.

I & S [at the same time, sullen] Sorry Elder Fidget.

F - That's better, but please stop calling me, "Elder," Fidget. I'm not that much older than you two. I've just been on a few successful fertility hunts, and born some children from them.

I - Yeah, we shouldn't make her feel self-conscious. After all, she's not THAT old.

F - [Through gritted teeth] Thank you, Itchit. [Normal] Now, Scratchit, go get my bag.

S - You got it, Elder Fidget!

F - sigh Tremble, outsider, for you are now stripped, bound, and at the mercy of the kneebiter clan, the most feared goblin clan of the jungle!

I - Wait, there are others?

F - Shh!

I - Oh, uh...[a little sadistically] What are we gonna do with him, Elder Fidget?

F - [Quietly] Goddess preserve me. [Normal] Human, is there a word your people use for a buxom, sexually desirable woman that happens to have children?

…

F - Hmm. An unfamiliar word, but I rather like it. [Raised, officious voice] Girls, let it be known - now and forever, the title, "Elder of the Hunt," shall be replaced with, "Milf of the Hunt."

I - Okay!

S - Sure?

F - Good. Now, what we will do with him, Itchit, is enjoy him as spoils of the hunt. [determined, a little excited] Girls...I hereby declare this fertility hunt concluded. We have found ourselves a specimen that I suspect is...sufficiently virile for all of us.

I - Ooh…

S - Oh by all the goddesses. This one? This...huge...man-thing...is our conquest?

...

F - Perhaps your customs are different from ours, human. Every month, we release our males into the jungle and engage in a fertility hunt. Any male captured by one of our number is hers to mate with as she pleases by rite of the hunt, or pass to another, if she so chooses. This way, our greatest huntresses can capture the fittest males, and the tribe is strengthened. I am the hunt leader for these two, and I think...maybe we have captured a rare specimen of male for mating.

…

F - No, I haven't ever heard of half-human, half-goblin children either, but frankly I already have enough of them at home, so this...is actually pretty perfect.

I - As apprentice healer to the tribe, I'm not actually ready for kids.

S - [nervous] Heh yeah...who wants to get tied down?

I - [a little mean] You're not fooling anybody, Scratchy. Everybody knows you're one of these male rights weirdos. [Mocking voice] Oh, males have thoughts and feelings! Males deserve better than to be hunted like animals for their seed! [Back to normal but a little mean] We all know...you just want your first batch of kids to be with that one boy you've gotten all attached to. [Incredulous] Falling in love with a male…[playfully accusatory] pervert.

S - You...you shut up! Males are every bit as capable as women and should be allowed to hunt, gather, and fish, right along side the rest of us! Gits is really smart and sweet and he stands up for himself and-

I - Here we go with the masculinist agenda again. Next thing you know, she'll be talking about monogamy.

S - Whoah, hold on! That is a totally different issue and it's typical of you defenders of the matriarchy to conflate-

F - Girls!

I & S simultaneously - Sorry Milf Fidget.

F - The bottom line, human, is that we find ourselves in the position of wanting a good fuck, but without any of the corresponding repercussions...and that's where you come in. I have a feeling you'll enjoy it. After all, we goblins have all the curves I know you humans like...just attached to a smaller, greener package. Itchit, give him the potion.

I - [relishing the words] With pleasure, Milf Fidget. Open your mouth, Man-thing. Open your mouth or I'll hold your nose closed until you have to breathe!

S - [quietly] Sorry about all this, Man-thing.

glugging sound of liquid pouring from a bottle the entire time Fidget speaks

F - What you are now drinking, human, is the secret potion known only to the Elde - the Milfs of the tribe, known as the waters of potency. Those deemed suitable mates at the end of a fertility hunt are given it to ensure both the reproductive and sexual needs of the huntress are tended to. It will multiply your desire and your...productivity substantially. Having consumed it, you will be overwhelmed by - wait, Itchit why are you still pouring?

I - He's so big, Milf Fidget, I figured he would need at least three times the normal dose.

F - This isn't one of your tonics or mixtures, Itchit! This is magic! The dose is one size fits all. You gave him three times the regular amount!

S - Um...excuse me! The man-thing's…man-thing just got really, reeaally big and hard.

F - [Sounding condescending, but a little excited] Oh, what a brute! He's just grunting and thrusting his hips in the air like some kind of mad beast!

S - Oh, poor human. You got so much of the potion, you must be in an absolute frenzy right now.

I - It's so big...I didn't know they got that big.

F - Help me with him girls. He's in such a state, this first go-around might be a little rough...which is why I'm going first. 

I - Help how? He's so strong I can't hold his hips down!

F - Lower me down on him girls. That's right. Just guide his cock...oh hold still, human!

S - [concerned, gentle] Human? Human, it's going to be okay. We're gonna take good care of you…[a little aroused] Really good care. The best care.

F - That seems to have settled him a bit. Thank you Scratchit. Now…

wet entry noises

F - Deep, gutteral groan

I - How is it?

F - moan BIG! Oh human...let me rock my way down your cock...I want to work every inch inside...Scratchit just...keep talking to him until I've finally...goddess...planted my ass on his hips.

S - Human, just hold still...I'm sure you feel an overwhelming urge to just buck and thrust into Milf Fidget's little pussy, but trust me...she'll show you a good time if you let her. We all will. She just needs to get used to you first. I heard once that human girls aren't quite as, uh…pliable as us goblins, but...you're still very large. Just-

F - Oh goddess! It feels like he's touching my ribs!

S - I hope that's hyperbole.

I - I don't!

F - Ahhh...Scratchit...the time for trying to calm the human is over! Human, fuck me! Stretch me! Fill me with your-

sound of bodies slapping very hard begins. Fidget begins crying out

I - By all the goddesses...he's thrusting so hard...he's actually bouncing her up and down on his cock! Oh fuck...I want my turn.

Fidget wordlessly gasps and groans for several beats, in time with hard body slapping sounds

S - Milf Fidget? Are you…

F - Fu-u-u-uck I'm descends into incomprehensible orgasm noises

I - I think she's doing alright, Scratch.

slapping bodies sound suddenly stops. Fidget's moans turn into a series of astonished grunts, timed like the pulsing of ejaculation

I - Wow! You can see it flood back out of her every time he spurts!

S - The poor human probably felt like he was going to burst after all the potion you gave him.

I - Yeah well, help me get Fidget off him. He's starting to buck again, I want my turn, and I don't think she's gonna move under her own power for a little while.

S & I make some tiny exertion sounds. Wet sound

S - Holy goddesses! Look at it pour out of her!

F - low groan

I - [excited, impatient] Goddess he hasn't calmed down AT ALL! Okay okay, you've got her from here right?

S - Well I-

I - Thanks Sis you're the best! Alright Man-thing, get ready for the tightest little green pussy in this jungle.

S - [indignant] I beg to diff-

wet sound

I - long, drawn out groan

Bodies slapping sound starts again, faster this time

I - Holy shit...oh Holy SHIT! Ahhh!

S - [mesmerized, fascinated] Itchy...are you holding yourself up, or is he actually fucking you so fast and hard that you don't have the chance to fall down on his cock?

I - between moans Mostly...the second one...fuck...what was the question?

S - Goddess that's so hot. Human...I can't wait anymore...I'm going to need you to lick my pussy. I'm going to just climb over your face, and if you could…

frantic, noisy licking sounds

S - gasp, which rapidly leads to steadily faster breathy moans

I & S both moan, as licking and body slapping noises continue

I - Sis...this giant human cock is...fuck...stretching me so much! You've gotta try it...goooddess...when I'm done.

F - [sounding like she is just beginning to recover] Yes human...give it to them...oh that's so hot...girls...I hope you don't mind if I touch myself a little while I watch.

S - Oh fuck! He's licking and sucking my pussy like he needs it to live! Even his tongue is huge...and the way he's lapping at my clit…

Scratchit begins having a breathy, shuddering orgasm. A beat or two out of sync, Itchit starts crying out in a loud, gutteral orgasm

I - Oh. Fuck. He's. Going. Even…fasterrr…

body slapping suddenly stops, Itchit grunts hard in time with ejaculation. Suddenly there is the sound of snapping rope

I - Whoah!

thump

F - [alarmed] He's lose!

I - He's so mad with lust he just...snapped the rope!

S - [nervous, but still excited] Oh! Oh my...h-hi human. So uh...you're holding me in your...enormous human hands...and you've still got that wild look in your eye. Think maybe you could put me down and Oh! Or...stand up. Sure...that's good too. Oh wow...y-y-your lining that giant human cock up with my pus-

wet slapping sound

S - astonished, overwhelmed gasp

F - Oh Goddess...so rough.

body slapping sounds, Scratchit begins crying out

I - Sis, are you okay up there?

S - I...Iaahhh…unintelligible whimpering

F - [breathy] She's fine. sexy giggle Better than fine.

Scratchit begins crying out over and over again with the sound of bodies slapping as I & F speak

F - Itchit, the sight of her being just...used by this big human...come here. Now.

I - Okay Milf Fidget, what-

F & I begin making kissing sounds and producing little moans

I - Moaning breath Fi-idget I...

F - [soft] Shh. Just watch the human fuck your sister with me, and touch me how I'm touching you.

I - Ohh...okay. shivering moan

F - long, closed mouthed moan

both I & F continue to moan and sigh in the background

S - taking gasping breaths between each body slapping sound Oh human...human...human! Are...are you getting close? Are you going to pour your seed into me the way you did with the others? If you do that, I think...I'll - Oh you're cumming! It's so hot! So much! Oh! crying out in orgasm

S - Oh by all the goddesses...that was...wha-what are you doing? Why did you put me on my hands and knees? Oh, but you just came again! How are you still so har - aaah!

body slapping sounds return, going quickly, Scratchit emits a stream of overwhelmed, gutteral moans

F - between kisses and moans Goddess, such force! He's just holding her hips up and pounding into her.

I - Watching her just go limp on the ground as he drives that massive cock into her little body...it's so hot. I can see some of his cum forced out of her stretched little hole every time he stuffs himself back inside...Fidget! I'm gonna cum!

F - Do it! Cum on my fingers as you watch your sister get ravaged by that big human beast! I can tell they're both about to cum again. Do it with them!

I - quivers and shudders through an orgasm

Scratchit's insensate noises rise again into a screaming, wailing orgasm. Body slapping stops with one final hard slap. Scratchit makes little overloaded mewling sounds

pause, heavy thud

F - [still catching breath] It...appears the human finally burned through all the potion.

I - [exhausted, out of it] Oh...that's cool?

F - [Sounding a little amused] ...and he even appears to be alive, though I don't think he'll be moving any time soon. Scratchit, how do you feel?

S - Mindless warble

I - [recovering] Do...we take him back to the village with us, Milf Fidget?

F - No. Absolutely not. If we put him in with the other males, every fertility hunt all the best huntresses would be after him, and they wouldn't give the tribe any kids. But I suppose it would be bad form to eat him, so...human, if you hear me in there, congratulations. We're releasing you back into the wild. I don't THINK humans and goblins can have children, but if it turns out they can…[whispered] then you've definitely just made three little green mommies. [Commanding] Now, Itchit, help me gather our things and give me a hand with your sister.

S - disoriented groan that might have been a question

F - Yes, Dear. You did very well.

I - Gotta say, I'm a little jealous, Scratchy. Maybe males having a little agency isn't such a bad thing...at least during sex.

S - disoriented mutter

F - Fairwell human, and remember, these are Kneebiter lands - don't return unless you want more of the same.

I - [quietly] But seriously, please come back some time.